Aquarius 8° (January 27)

It snowed over night last night and el FuckFace drove up and down and around or driveway. I can’t tell if he was trying to be helpful, protecting himself against something, or what; but whatever it is will be motivated by selfishness that is for sure. Okay back to work. Being performative this year it’s in your DNA what do those Flowers in the garden do they put on a shell and multimedia wanted that look and smell delicious and they taste great to the birds and the bees for whom they provide food sustenance good old-fashioned tourist substance you’ve heard associated with this earthy grounded sign and what do those feastin on what the Flowers have to offer in return proliferation just whatever Taurus man craves one way or another neither the garden nor the Flowers in it can do the job alone they need messengers to spread the seeds of their cause and the more grounded rooted in their singular person they remained the more ubiquitous in their increase . We talk about this with Taurus clients other natural patients sustained emotion pays off and two ways it is not only key to achieving the desired goal of success or even renown but it also makes life worth living in the meantime flower never knows to what degree they will have propagated but in the process they performed their full show complete dance of unfolding there there are no half measures for them nor must there be for the individual you have to fully unfold in every day and put on your show the enactment of your ultimate desire or with with or without an audience that’s your part of the bargain with your ultimate destiny as you envision it .

Typically one of the more attractive fellows you’ll find lovely Venus endowing you earthy pretty boy looks learn to my natural confidence and ease in built in power of people pleasing to the eye anyway rarely showing in either style or demeanor careful not to come on too strong or in any way alienate others . Master of negligent chic rest setting great care to look as if he barely takes any care at all in his appearance . Never wants to be labeled contrived and in fact he is the most autoheart directed of men down too his paper thin jeans perfect perfect stubble and well versed in rehearsed conversation Determined to make it all seem effortless and also natural . One wonders if there isn’t just a slightly spicy whiff of Cologne his rolled out of bed fresh niseko dulcet long term side sweeping body language accented by stolen glances shaef ability entering self consciousness appears open naive nerdy even unemployed as a male model nowhere in particular to be garden symbolizes sort of blissed out dreamtime each tourist is a permanent resident cartoon version the cartoon version of the flower garden architect is for dependable rolling in his roses embodyment present mindedness and other natural or superpower . Not nervni by nature doesn’t suffer from anxiety as a rule anything he might seem overly relaxed we too contemplative little out of it . In the extreme labeled twos often inaccurately on truth he may suffer from ADHD or other learning difficulties that belie is being pretty brainy by nature . Process information uniquely intellectual stimuli inspiring unexpected skewed reactions takes information uniquely intellectual stimuli inspiring unexpected and skewed reactions takes and interpretation epic call for fixed signs hold center with three tourist not to be and originate are but more of an innovator if not imitator who can take the seeds of intellectual creative ideas that others may have initiated and at once ground them into fertile soil of their own imagination feeding them growing them to something that much more solid and substantial beefing them up flushing them out fully allowing them Fuller expression and more flair worked not only akin to flower French Fleur but urgently mittman TSA sent an odor of fragrance a sense of smell from the old French flairier  to reek or to smell.

The following blocks of text are exceprts from my first year of  Blagues, nos. 1506-1510. I am reading through all of my Blagues, five per day, and posting some samples here. Now, in my sixth year of writing this Blague, by the time I get to my seventh, I will have journeyed through all the daily Blagues of my first five years. If that’s confusing I apologize. Year seven, I’ll only have to read through year six, once a day.

How ironic that it is all about to-do lists. Aries needs to do further analysis. Aries quick ot insult and anger. Athena is competititive her main myths hinged on centest. Women brag they are better than her and she’s not better enough to rise above such comments but rather this means war to her. She retaliates and by archetypal extentionso it is for Aries woman.  I feel this thing is happening I have to say. Joseph Campbell, it is said, was planning to write an astrology book before he died, which doesn’t surprise us. Because people born under the twelve signs of the zodiac, which we further breakdown in binary fashion along gender-identy lines, are themselves heroes with a thousand faces.

Page One (269) “Snapshot”

  • Bundle of contradictions
  • Paradox: unassuming vs. fierce force to be reckoned with
  • Giving and nurturing vs. reliant on others
  • Dramatic curves, generous cushion. Bottom heavy or major booty
  • Air of accessibility —Fragility; inspires equal parts lust + protection Emotional fragility
  • Good girl image even when trying not to be
  • Bedding her sweet corruption
  • Give herself to man even in sexual way; pleasing sexual lord and master
  • Demands studly power man can feel diminished
  • The anti-waif, round and juicy, sex appeal even aging
  • Deferential to men; wants to be desired, indulged, envied by women (not sure that)

Page Two (270) “Sign + Mind”

Sidebar: Principle of Reconciliation—making ammends and healing

  • Ruler in dispute, argument for earth rule
  • Lack of clarity or confusion about above equals obscurity (wrong word)and muddiness
  • Sometimes warm and sunny othertimes stoical and icey (to obfusciate her motives)
  • What drives her is anyone’s guess (she hides the lead on what she wants from others)
  • One wonders if conscious of her own motivations (compulsive, Amy, can’t stop herself)
  • Open book, blannk page empty vessel waiting to be filled (add something about the vat)
  • Above makers her seem vapid or even venal
  • 6th house of service, piece of clay, malleable to situations
  • Principles of conduct (conductivity doesn’t match sidebar which is that of reconciliation
  • Yielding her own desires o others needs—achieving synthesis (synergy)
  • To achieve common goals…..wants what you want
  • Here to help others achieve desired ends and in so doing she carves out her own niche typically as glorified helper (the niche thing relates to flightless birds)
  • Teachers, health workers, patroness (Pepper Potts is a Virgo archetype)

After all that it is strange to think. One tries to avoid problems but they nonetheless seem to follow—what is that? I decided to take a break from the wag and make a purchase which required and I was crucified. I don’t mind. It all comes out in the W A S H (women against social hostility? workers against stagnant homeowners). I’m not good at this and I don’t care. I can make myself happy anytime and anywhere; and, anyway, it is all about what ones personal style is all about. I know how my stylistic butter is spread. I’d like to get into it. I can still wear heels. But i’m going to wear rockstar wear this weekend. I’m a little heavier than I’d like to be but so fucking what. I’m healthy and I’m strong (touch wood) and if anybody has a problem with me then bring it on. Upfront. I’ve no time for the pussy footers that is for damned sure. I will contact D.C. tomorrow to say hi. Maybe he wants to learn to do stuff as I do.

To view the original Sabian Symbol themed 2015 Cosmic Blague corresponding to this day: Flashback! The degree point of the Sabian Symbol may at times be one degree higher than the one listed here. The Blague portrays the starting degree of for this day ( 0°,  for instance), as I typically post in the morning, while the Sabian number corresponds to the end point (1°) of that same 0°-1° period. There are 360  degrees spread over 365/6 days per year—so they nearly, but not exactly, correlate.

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