Pisces Man Revisited

The following blocks of text are exceprts from my first year of  Blagues, nos. 646-670. I am reading through all of my Blagues, five per day, and posting some samples here. Now, in my sixth year of writing this Blague, by the time I get to my seventh, I will have journeyed through all the daily Blagues of my first five years. If that’s confusing I apologize. Year seven, I’ll only have to read through year six, once a day.  (For thirty days this paragraph will include this parentheses to say: I realized that in the summer of 2016 I actually didn’t post for some time, such that for the expanse of two months, I will continue to number the past Blagues, as above, five at a time, but there will be nothing to post from that period.)


To view the original Sabian Symbol themed 2015 Cosmic Blague corresponding to this day: Flashback! The degree point of the Sabian Symbol may at times be one degree higher than the one listed here. The Blague portrays the starting degree of for this day ( 0°,  for instance), as I typically post in the morning, while the Sabian number corresponds to the end point (1°) of that same 0°-1° period. There are 360  degrees spread over 365/6 days per year—so they nearly, but not exactly, correlate.

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Aquarius Woman Redux

Leo 11° (July 31)


Can you hear me does this work great page 498 S&S

emotionally she travels light. Of horrors belabored friendships or overly dependent love bonds. Prefers a steady someone with whom she could shared life experience. And despite evidence to the contrary she isn’t in the least sappy or clingy being happy to be attached to the hip but also pleased as punch to have solo time. Point is all is the same to her. She’ll have one close female friend as well lifelong chum otherwise everyone is simply convivial acquaintance. Belong to many 11th house groups and organizations just the sort of dispassionate interactions she welcomes socially however she will never be part of some large pack. She can’t abide complicated interwoven dynamics. Specially cannot stomach conflict. In an ongoing attempt to never make waves she may sublimate her needs. In relationships with overbearing partner which is usually her choice she’ll sooner fold herself into the mandate of her man. She can go along for the ride so completely in relationships other women in particular might label her a Patsy.

All is not what it seems. Consciously or not she will play compliant as a sort of compounding bargaining chip if and when she decides to call it quits. All the evidence on who worked to keep the relation ship going will be in her favor. Zodiacs cheerleader always her partner’s biggest fan But if things go South she’s forever blameless 11th house also that of impersonal relationships the impact of which her intimates will realize if she feels a bond is finished she doesn’t fight not that it’s all water off a duck’s back.

499 body rulership rules the legs knee ankle circulatory system uranous sudden nervous disorders fit spasms breakdowns abnormal growth like tumors.

She keeps score one day when she feels pushed too far that last straw will break and all her partner will see is the back of her head. You’re in a splat planet of sudden change and so she’s gone. Woe be to any man To hash out legalities with her she is so blameless. We have two words Mia Farrow. Innocence one might look upon Utter complicity of Aquarius personality is fairly insidious. In hindsight a guy might prefer to have piped up about the problems instead of smiling through the long list of resentments that she ultimately leverage is to make her escape. Like the entire relationship was a Mirage that proverbial rainbow fading

important to consider why she falls for megalomaniacal men in the first place simple answer no matter her parents marriage dynamic she feels cut off from father with whom she invariably connected on a soulmate level. They really are cut from the same cloth but he only becomes more and more unreachable figure as time goes on thus her model of the perfect man is somewhat naturally distant and independent but also ironically on the same wavelength and not to both the WAVY aquarian wave symbol which might be interpreted as a frequency haha we do say it since childhood she has been shopping for boyfriends in the irregular section in search of an extraordinary mate. She seeks a rugged individualist at revolutionary and eccentric of maverick not ahead heretic someone like Ann rand’s character Howard roark let’s not even get to the fountain head significance to the water bearer. Someone whose soaring aspiration’s as the common man devoid of privilege reflective is crotches self divining his own destiny. A man with singularity of mind important big fixed ideas Rosie radical finds most riveting. She might often end up attracting or falling for a guy who is just deluded enough to fancy himself some great genius without having the right to substantiate such a claim. Show label the lug misunderstood except of course by her employing her student aquarian wavelength not to mention her signs I know mantra she feels her potential would be prodigy needs Is encouragement hope courage of convictions the kind of support our cheerleader is prepared to deliver . But here’s the rub: because she is so acquiescent character she actually brings out the rodgau in most guys who wouldn’t otherwise be so domineering it’s a matter of self fulfilling prophecy she ends up with or thus create somewhat of a monster RWT yet another symptom of her signs Association with freakishness and mutation .

500 whereas he can be a real Frankenstein Something we didn’t get quite into but we should she ends up being the bride thereof like he be marrying heracles often sense of wedding a mate of lower status. Perfect archetype stellastarr Tennessee Williams streetcar classic image character making her descend to the bellowing demands for husband she comes down that staircase he is unruly beast who is nonetheless able to see through life’s illusions. And what Stella and Aquarius woman Wants to feel is Mighty Real as the zodiacs vision of loveliness this far outside inherently feels All to E theoric at times we should talk about having being put a pound the way Mary Mary P would have been earmarked has future mommy she rebels against that


She thus has an overriding urge to play on the ground sex is one particular endeavor that gives her that sense of having feet firmly planted on Terra Firma Williams makes it clear that this is what keeps Stella wedded to Stanley there abandoned erotic experience being described as getting those colored lights going like a rainbow. She comes in colors.

In this literary reference we see the water bearers tendency to become involved with men who employ a sort of mind control yet one more symptom of fixed air read stuck thought Aquarius virtually asks for it she is ever in search of some guru of a man to whom she can conceptually attach and model herself after indeed behind most successful aquarian women there stands a man who they in some sense mimic when it works it’s the perfect meeting of the minds indeed the quintessential spiritual marriage but sometimes Aquarius finds she’s in a cult of two from which it is difficult to extricate herself it’s no easy task to backtrack and after being the consummate cheerleader to a man is greatest fan especially when she’s ended up feeling the fanaticism surrounding his most prodigal if not prodigious notions. She may have a series of serious long-term relationships in which this dynamic continues to emerge only to use her infamous get out of relationship hell free card as previously described when you consider the effect her constant for gifts if not doormat status has on Stanley Kowalski The Stanley kowalski’s of the world who she can reduce to bellowing babies should she threat to take a powder we gain insight into why it is she quits her bonds so abruptly she has to having been such slave salve two man She must tear herself away fast like ripping off a band aid.

She is grace personified endlessly forgiving mercifully understanding of faults and foibles seeing past such problems to the unadulterated good in others. Problem is most men waste her grace. They take her kind and adoring Nature for granted forcing her to hop that first streetcar out of town .

501 but just when one is ready to write her off as the emotional punching bag of the Zodiac there comes a realization: despite being continually disappointed by the men in her life she won’t cease and assist from that signature modis of giving selflessly to relationships. Rarely jaded she loses not one drop of hope in that seemingly bottomless loving Cup she carries willing to pour herself fully into the arms of yet another man period of course in time she does develop an ability to discriminate learning not to cast her pearls before swine. A voila : because she never compromises her utterly ungrudging indeed altruistic vision Of love , she ultimately happens appanna man who appreciates all of the joyful affection she is ready to gush without taking her own tremendous needs lightly. She is programmed to give mainly in the form of lending her infamous compassion this is what she is astrologically designed to do finding a man on whom she can spew 4th her feelings without having them trampled underfoot. She experiences rapture. Sometimes so happens that a former flame will have learned his lesson Seeking suddenly to woo her back starting over John Lennon’s ode to rekindling turbulent romance with Yoko Ono Springs to mind. Your innosys energy is eccentric unpredictable stranger things have been known to happen than Aquarius giving love a second chance with someone whom she left in the dust or Alternatively deserted her period if anyone can forgive the past it’s the Zodiac Stella who even when slapped in the face by love can turn the other cheek.

In relationships she asks little low maintenance mate whose idea of perfect evening sooner entails pizza and beer than caviar and champagne. Despite hippie Association with sinus pixius when in fact she rarely is some kind of granola crunching healthnet. She often doesn’t take as much care of her physical well billing being as she should and she similarly lackadaisical with her environment period of all the women in the Zodiac she is the most casual about her digs. She is overly relaxed when it comes to house cleaning general upkeep hands down Appalachian of the Zodiac who if she were in Beverly Hills would give the clampett to run for their money. Lack of **** retentiveness comes to define her period never a lady of the house picking up after a man in his buddies who invariably come to invade for home Allah Stella Stanley poker party. Startling symptom of her lack of concern for materialism but it often elicits the same response as that of Blanche visiting the qual skis for the first time her surroundings are visual collage rather than an orderly catalog . There will be effects from endless string of notorious hobbies crafty home arts. Curtains and bedspreads like many of her clothes may be direct with sewing machine. Tons of requisite knickknacks and memorabilia minimalism not being heard default aesthetic disposition. She likes the lived in look and nowhere in her house will that be more in evidence than in the bedroom where both decor and sexual philosophy isn’t above making a bit of a mess.

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Formality not her watchword. Could force anything stuffy puritanical. She is connoisseur of kitsch Americana finer points of white trash living. Turned on by men who are rough around the edges if not altogether red in the neck at least in spirit sex should never be laminated sanitized affair but rather a releasing of inhibitions. Her attitude is laissez-faire she is never demanding domineering emasculating oh contraire she gives her man much in the way space not wanting as many women do to be involved in the lion share of his experiences. The 11th house after all one of non personal and non emotional relationships it takes a lot To make her cry and that element of detachment from her mate ironically helps to ensure that their sex life remains alive and kicking for decades. For the zodiac’s renewal goddess there should be a sense of sex forever feels like the first time. Uranus ruled serendipity and surprise always important elements keeping erotic experience new and exciting. Not knowing everything about her partner’s life allowing for mystery keeps her guessing she comes to expect the unexpected. Same with sexual behavior itself. Spontaneity is arousing to her; her fantasies involve being taken abruptly she doesn’t relish or require long drawn out touchy feely sessions or romantic gazing’s into one another eyes. She’d sooner get off on being jumped by her mate from behind while she was absentmindedly washing the dishes. Real sudden human urges or what she’s all about . Not playing Footsie for hours at a restaurant as a precursor to foreplay that’s too drawn out and frustrating. It is the besteel side that attracts her most. She turns to Jelly for rugged blue collar types. If women were to take an anonymous impromptu plunge with the plumber it would be her who ironically given her sunny and nerdy disposition Might be the last few mill on the block one would expect to do so

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Considering her type is a sort of progeny from the wrong side of the tracks biker scientists redneck guru mechanic philosopher janitorial genius we see in this affinity for usual hybrid species of guys not only evidence for science Association with mutative energy but also it’s correlation to the experience of the divine mind being made manifest in the common man this is the kind of fellow who is both literally and figuratively going places he is man of the future self possessed empower like hero Hercules lays waste to notions of the mythical aquarian age wrought with social consciousness harmony and understanding where blanket 11th house egalitarianism is the order of the day there would be no division between construction worker an wine connoisseur she latches on to this man of the future besides she’s bonkers for the brainiac with the body of a sexy beast.

It takes a certain breed of man to get those colored lights in the ceiling spinning she likes big lugs those who look as if they can manhandle her right amount of roughness . Sex doesn’t need to be meaningful it is what it is rather it’s about pure physical pleasure. Pleasure Aquarius is not a sensualist she’s a sexualist and she expects and appreciates a man who won’t pardon the pun beat around Bush she wants all buttons pressed preferably all at once with the least amount of ceremony possible. As a sexual persona two she is unplugged any nods through her infamous appreciation for battery operated devices not standing. Indeed more than any other female quarian Will boast so-called goodie drawer filled with colorful plastic cylindrical objects vividly flavored contraceptives tickling devices and the like. Sex is all fun and games for her itoys tend to work their way into the proceedings between she for liver. Unlike males of the sign she is surprisingly UN kinky given her science Association with deviant energy however she is 0 hangups nor any trace of religious or moral guilt surrounding sex or body isn’t so much temple as it is a fun house she is especially comfortable with artificial stimulations either enhancement sex with a partner or as a happy solo substitute for human contact. She is nitty gritty character in the bedroom though she doesn’t go in for role playing percek. Her overriding sexual characters long variations on theme of righteous Mama. Sometimes she really embraces that biker chick personality getting off and being kind of hogs and heifers poster girl’s might if appeal to her gearhead guys she goes for her boudoir wardrobe is rarely top of the line she’s more Fredericks of Hollywood than Agent provocateur

504 amazing how garish a girl can be with so little fabric per square inch of flesh . Doesn’t want to know from anything more glamorous than neon nylon. Necessarily burns with desire to sexually please her man. Does not want to look the part of the sexy ***** that does. She and her mate may document their bedroom shenanigans with are with still photos or videos in which she stars as the moxie vixen Floats her boat to be dolled up in synthetic costuming as the cosmic slot no against without part sex part conceptual art. When it comes down to astral sorry actual activity she’s fairly straightforward in desires likes to ride I mean fast hog or be driven by one otherwise do whatever pleases from man somewhat shut yourself down to the process performs oral sex but not especially delighting in it a no sex usually off limits prefers to keep what might be considered invasive to a bare minimum

astrology labels Aquarius the orgi Queen Associated with groups 11th house but spaceous conclusion Were she allowed to attend such a gathering with the understanding that she would have to do anything or anybody she probably show up out of curiosity dispassionate but much just chagrin of male partner who might want to see her get it off with another girl generally not bisexual ironically even though she’s open minded when it comes to sex there is little to no grey area .

And on the other side hard pressed to find more empowered individual than The gay Paris . She is a beacon of confidence self esteem inviting other gablin rally aroundHow society as a whole evolves whether or not person gay post less or less important as a nod to future orientated planetary rule of pureness that which signals large scale social change she prefers her preferences don’t warrant discussion. With little effort or personal agenda she possesses the sort of pied Piper appeal to other gay people lesbians in particular who wish to emulate a liberated carefree attitude to the aquarian her own vision of life as a gay person matters I’m no other than it a level of her own

505 she tends to be good deal more romantic than straight counterpart as a rule dominant in relationships eschewing feminine trappings and fashions for more androgynous if not outright masculine look this matches her hoyden Ish mindset not outright masculine how we do that it’s not that she is decidedly Butch indeed she doesn’t subscribe to extreme posturing in personality leaving more backlash symptom of sociosexual pressure just a natural condition not so much a latent masculinity as much as a perpetual childlike tomboyishness. She rarely comes across as some sort of drag King yeah she is a sporty wholesome looking with glint of mischief in her eye indecorous demeanor went outside and build yourself a tree house this is the gay aquarium brand of eccentricity : she seems the most liberated of all individuals born under the sign what oh I see of all the aquarians choose the most liberal liberated for companies infectious element of magnetism yeah really have you spoken to ******* Sue lately that piece of *** **** **** we should **** her up the *** with a ******* hot coal all fix signs and the element of magnetism is associated with her personality birthday cake Maria is that much more compelling close circle of intimates whose friendships show  retain Actually I have no idea where I am I circled drag King earlier there it is something about she will have a close circle of intimates whose friendships she’ll retain over a lifetime her choice and cronies never contingent on sexual orientation why would it be uh good clean fun What

like a callow youth for whom love is a new occurrence lesbian cueros completely transfixed by object of pure unadulterated affection. Oblivious to boundaries prefences attracted to women with Teeter tottering sexual identities and vice versa was that man Like straight women of the sign she also entices more than her fair share of opportunists take advantage of her wide eyed innocent outlook on life. As it happened she’s a naturally gallant and protective of a lover often indulging with gifts spoiling her with surprise evenings out romantic trips. Less savory might hang on for such perks does not seem to be enough unlike straight counterpart however she doesn’t go through steady series or relationships or serial marry instead she’ll sooner remain single have her heart broken More than once or twice she commits to study relationships expecting to last for a lifetime

in a nod to her planet’s Association with the unexpected find gay girl Paris at least looking for it was that man For outsized intelligence next for her signature absurdist sense of humor one reason people circle around her is because she’s so damn funny she may also come across this intellectual even though our appearance of suggest Dennis the menace more than Gertrude Stein about ****** that mean Not the father more than none the less demure naturally differential in general element of accident instigates meeting harmless Fender ****** mutual friend realizes what’s happening she’s chattering away inimitable style this is so ******* boring.

She often finds herself in a relationships that entail showing her love lesbian ropes she is patient dominant figure in the bedroom decidedly active role hands down top girl aggressor mutual satisfaction As opposed to pleasing or being pleased fashion precedence over sensual finesse  coming on strong remaining good Lord I have no idea where I was coming on strong aggressor hashing precedence over finesse Harden in physical expression Excited urgent duration of sex session remarkably oral and ever that means it rarely tucks into eater partner out unless she’s being reciprocated OK whatever toys they play with double headed must remain attached at the hip but I’m pumped achieving simbiosys if she achieves certain success or notoriety stemming from her brand of intellect her partner may function as an agent manager or otherwise act as liaison Once she finds a steady relationship she will seek to sustain it her bond comes to define her partner achieving simbiosys that they begin to function as one sort of Organism I guess oh


The following blocks of text are exceprts from my first year of  Blagues, nos. 641-645. I am reading through all of my Blagues, five per day, and posting some samples here. Now, in my sixth year of writing this Blague, by the time I get to my seventh, I will have journeyed through all the daily Blagues of my first five years. If that’s confusing I apologize. Year seven, I’ll only have to read through year six, once a day.  (For thirty days this paragraph will include this parentheses to say: I realized that in the summer of 2016 I actually didn’t post for some time, such that for the expanse of two months, I will continue to number the past Blagues, as above, five at a time, but there will be nothing to post from that period.)


To view the original Sabian Symbol themed 2015 Cosmic Blague corresponding to this day: Flashback! The degree point of the Sabian Symbol may at times be one degree higher than the one listed here. The Blague portrays the starting degree of for this day ( 0°,  for instance), as I typically post in the morning, while the Sabian number corresponds to the end point (1°) of that same 0°-1° period. There are 360  degrees spread over 365/6 days per year—so they nearly, but not exactly, correlate.

Typos happen. I don’t have a proofreader. And I like to just write, post and go!
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Aquarius Woman Revisited

Leo 10° (July 30)

Inspiration. Natural disposition to see joy in everything, makes even dreary events seem fun

The world is painfully beautiful to her, greets the day with unscripted childlike awe

Open to cheery serendipity, whistles through her routine

Cares little for trends or trappings of sophsitciation; the proverbial square peg (Molly R)

Bucks social convetion, eccentric taste for outlandish, least precious about self/appearance

The finger painter, rolls up her sleeves and gets messing in her self-expression

Even in 9-5 job, she is dutiful and regimented but indulges wacky after hours hobby

In time chucks security of paycheck to gamble on dreams others label bonkers

Choice in men is suspect: Flagrant overbearing meglomanical men she thinks lack love

Guys who offer her liberal independence she requires, being so wrapped up in themselves

Woman who loves too much. Alternatively one wonders if she loves enough. Dispassion in bond

With women, adopts pedagogical, kind headmistress role, that combines sharing personal and professional aspects of life.


490 principle of diversity Aquarius celebrates uniqueness eccentricity as means of self expression And also to ensure soul full health of humanity just as a gene pool mustn’t become too restrictive lest it weaken quirion concept of spiritual diversity ensures the health of the collective consciousness which must change and grow to survive

Sign primarily ruled by your onist sudden change other things universal principle of diversity in deviation concepts as mutation revolution evolution. Saturn secondary ruler taskmaster sense of structure of discipline ironic means by which she manifests and dedicates herself to cultivation of sometimes deviant if not freaky persona. She is as water bearer suggests in the business of renewal HEBE daughter of hara actually her in Virgin form her name means youth but there are two gods poured out life’s sustaining ambrosia divine sustenance nectar She does that in life forever feeding those with whom she comes in contact with life affirming hope instilling confidence another is convictions often considered a godsend the one you found in a pinch the answer to one’s prayers it’s a role encoded in her makeup urinis rule deviation becomes a very means by which a species evolves that survives so two does the zodiacs beautiful mutant become saving grace to others on personal level as well as on societal scale. Like HEBE already made new intellectually evolved outlook on life doesn’t hold up the past looks to the future dictated by planetary rule. 11 astrological house future goals as well as reformative communal activities and the identification of the self with mass objectives that of spiritual unity


Considering concept of spiritual unity we think of commonality amongst people that’s one interpretation. But there’s more : that of the individual community with the eternal another 11th house phrase universal mind. She is naturally blessed with the understanding that separation between human condition and divine inspiration is an illusion . She inherently maintains that life is a spiritual experience but not personally wrapped up in her insights . Her male counterpart might be enraptured by relevant Tori understanding that she has no ego attachment to such perspective she is ready to pour out her divine acumen demographically because she believes everybody deserves to experience heaven on earth

491 planet Uranus namesake God of universe planet signals change on massive scale ushering in of entirely new waves and thought technology discovery invention social experiences aquarian woman adapts easily to such change helps others adjust to evolutionary trends… also… quadron Concerned with the soul of humanity she brings a sense of relief reprise to the world teaching others to detach from the weight of out loaded tradition and mores to unlock their fears


we see this mirrored also in The archetypes of the sign Committee was a mortal parvenu handpicked by Zeus to bear the Cup she whom he replaces is born immortal nonetheless happy to perform a survival function He’s brought up and she is a descending goddess Moreover being wedded to another mortal parvenu Pericles glory of hara is thus willing to come down to earth she elevates an immortalizes or spouse this pattern Predominantly echoed in Aquarius females relationship as well. She is the living embodiment of descending or emanating goddess. Like he be she’s she isn’t precious about her own divine status rather happy to commune with the common man if not romantically take up particular male parvenu population of the planet . She draws upon other emanation deities like iris the rainbow Harris Messenger an EOS the dawn whose main myths depict her love for a mere mock mortal both are personification Of natural manifestation Symbolically portraying hope and renewal we should avoid hope and keep that for cancer woman I think um I think we say rescue on some way some level intervention Joy reprise


Rarely anything lofty stuck up in her nature. She is detached from desire for status preferring to be of the people for the people seemingly let go of all worldly material concerns. Fitting the scientist associated with the age group 70 to 77 a time when one Mr resigned to her own imminent communion with the great beyond having little to prove or be concerned with on the earthly plane. Or preceding sign Capricorn starts this ball rolling letting go of material concerns she takes up an acetic lifestyle away in which she distinguishes herself better than others to query and however whether one meditates and need speaking or child 15 bags of greasy chips while smoking watching porn results into her she’s beyond making judgments and best of all it doesn’t try herself with expressions of perfection. She takes herself as is and it follows she expects others do likewise . Living embodiment of renewal goddess naturally forgiving considers fellow human beings deserving of absolution Mercy grace ultimately Salvation. More than any other astrological character she wakes up thinking how she might help others become a happy. And not to her patron goddess is she’s like a rainbow indeed very presents designed to inspire encourage . Open forthright funny face whimsical style bright in a person’s day proving herself a great listener pics of conversation right where it left off

492 sign glyph symbol of divine liquid manna weather classic sense ambrosia blood of holy growl promising life about to small waters without which can’t enter Kingdom with heaven Also radio signals light waves which signal new ideas of human intervention. I think what it is is a frequency something fixed that is indeed a new and better interpretation Kind of what we do when we try and like pick up signals from other planets etc were listening

She’s a great listener picking up conversation right and left off even if months have passed one realizes she’s Democratic to the core doling out sunny funny disposition to anyone with whom she comes in contact she may seem like soul mate one has been waiting for in keeping with her archetypal patrons Messenger goddesses who make business to appear showing grace . She is spiritual mascot of the Zodiac one who brings good fortune mascot also etymologically mask infamous love of costumes notwithstanding doesn’t realize that it is her birthright to Don proverbial red rubber nose and floppy shoes humanities Comic Relief lives all her life in the throes of 2nd childhood taking every opportunity to dress up and play act everyday wardrobe suggests a bit of costuming metaphorically speaking next to being clown cheerleaders are next biggest role brings joy inspiration someday pose to make up for her own sadness and disappointment which isn’t strictly true rather she channels her personal grief and grievance into encouragement for others

her default disposition human equivalent of a :) logo keeping with their status is only female fixed air sign of the Zodiac mental plane thought social experience deals in solid ideas bent upon solidifying them into fact uppercase true thinker like Ann Rand only be Aquarius or philosophy objectivism based as it is on concreteness fixed Ness of the abstract error ideas to her abstraction was real the only evil was irrationality. Indeed she is known for having reenact reacted emotionally to broad test abstraction. Whole notion of an ISM is in itself an aquarian one males of the sign forever on the Vanguard of new understanding lost in individual glimpses of reality revelation. She in contrast seeks to reveal truth two others. According to her truth divine experience exists in here and now ubiquitous through masked reality and it is her specific role on the plane to tear away the veils of illusion that cover it and in mythology iris Harris Messenger forever bringing the good news the rainbow being bridge between mortal and immortal experience in the biblical vein John the Baptist salamander striptease dance of Seven veils one for each color of the rainbow ritual performance to picked it goddess in descending revealing form drawing down to earth unlocking doors of 7th heaven Witcher lover typically immortal priest King who was sacrificed would reach immortality and become a God so that was really her making John the Baptist into a God he is spiritually wet it to salome Shalom peace his beheading represents ritual sacrifices aimed at his advocation rainbows in ancient cultures are ladders or bridges one travels to heaven Upon death or in revelatory trances.

Page 493 polarity unlike Aquarius man Caught up in his own universal truths and visions she is revelation two others dispenser of joy and Comic Relief also… The number of revelation 11 a page is turned after the completion of 1011 signifies the first reveal of a new order

Like a rainbow she is an emanation of positive reinforcement inspiration word related to simple respiration it is the very error one breathes in her presence no less uplifting spirit then she seeks to convey hoping to see people 11 hours hopes and wishes come true and still in conviction . Or company can be addictive. One feels incapable of doing wrong around her tendency that may backfire and breed complacency just as easily as spark motivation. This seems to be some of the point of her pollyanna ISM. Acting as a salve if not offering Salvation Comes to define her. Famous beacons of empowerment Susan B Anthony Rosa Parks Betty for Dan Helen gurley Brown Toni Morrison Oprah Winfrey Alice Walker Ellen DeGeneres all urge others to embrace diversity in themselves and into doing achievement levels for dignity personally advancement. She represents by example power of self help explains why so many female writers along with the aforementioned Edith Wharton Virginia Woolf Colette Gertrude Stein I’m around Laura Ingalls Wilder Judy blume are amongst the most influential socially pointed minds ever to put pen to paper meant to read as large wide an audience as possible nobody more populist in her perspective then Curry’s female the seeds for which are sewn in early life interesting I didn’t know we did this I know we did it in Sagittarius

Growing up her father considered something of an oddball typically sensitive creative type if not frustrated artist secret aspiration’s little room to surface and confines household mother most often pragmatist may even at seek to override husbands more freeform musings also still appreciating his quirky inventive spirit. Mother may have overtly put her spouse down as silly even worthless dreamer. Aquarius girl identifies with father intellectually spiritually as do females born in masculine science. Father might have a workshop of sorts considers a magic place where she will feel most comfortable and inspired health and slips away his sacred space also one of the environments in which she can bond with him

494 age 7077 time of worldly concerns and ambitions left behind focused on appreciating lasting joys of life can be time of 2nd childhood. Delta dot psychology she tends to shirk responsibility to Buck authority she can rather fanatical in interests susceptible to mind control cult Phenomenon If any sign is likely to wear a tinfoil hat and wait for her mother ship it’s her concentra from escapist fantasies exhibit deviant behavior

refuge from utilitarian family influences she may be written off as inheriting his artists aspects . But she is proud to be considered that his girl. In case of divorce she will dream of leaving home and living the Vagabond lifestyle perhaps walking in father’s footsteps. Childhood dynamic wanting to run away and join the circus was invented by her. Gleefully expressing such desire from early on she feels like a freak unlike other people considers this a good thing period she is in search for identity conscious of doing so at school and she might be a bit of outcast of conformity of any kind sets her teeth on edge . She’ll dive full force into artistic enclaves drama music consider becoming a majorette if only to wear the goofy outfit. Otherwise steers clear of social mainstream six sticks to subversive nerdish coffeehouse scene other misfits.

Not flashy or or one you consider to be fast looks can be deceiving and she is sexually more advanced than most. This is a byproduct of an emotional maturity developing early in life equips are with level headed when it comes to negotiating boys insects. Her own person slipping under the radar of mother to whom she seems too much of a goody goody to ever get into any trouble poor deluded woman: Aquarius is naturally open to sexual experience ridiculously grown up when it comes to dating play had been wifey to boyfriend as early as junior high. Rather mumsy character to begin with she will often Don’t on a guy from first date inevitably she goes for fringe dwellers like dad she may lust after eccentric brainiacs with pocket protectors or musical protege looks as if he’s never seen sunlight or taken exercise. However she is most drawn to unacademic types phantoms of repair group who might not seem to frequent any other wing of the school other than woodchopper hota body parrot she is turned on by handy boys grease monkeys whom she sees more going on than there oily hair and dirty fingernails would suggest. Her aquarium viewpoint appreciates a guy who was already thinking outside the box box dividing his own path away from the well worn conformity of pop media influenced teenage mainstream. Such a guy she feels is on her adult wavelength thus they want to commit to serious mature relationship despite the fact his upper lip still has original Peach fuzz. More times than not pretty nerdy girl with the same boyfriend all four years in high school is our oddball aquarium. She’s forever immortalized in the collective memory of high school classmates is walking through the halls with their partner hands lodged in each others back pockets the sound of denim or corduroy encased thighs rubbing rubbing together rhythmically shoop shoop shoop shoop

495 archetype draws on classic of renewal or descending goddess distinguished as coming down from heaven to commune help or made with mortals the female Cup bearer to the gods is he be Hera in her renewed re Virgil ized form he be Haram Ares Hercules bestows upon him gift of immortality EOS goddess of the dawn inspires hope iris goddess of the rainbow skates down the colorful bridge between heaven And earth delivering divine messages from hero to mankind

Body and soul she is an unplugged personality what you see is what you get reaches adulthood trades in trademark T shirts and jeans still having on the accessories seeks comfort in clothing never puts on airs nor does she indulge in material acquisition That might suggest status or wealth. Rarely dresses in pricey designer duds labels mean nothing to this off the rap Queen. She prefers bold and colorful styles to settle their state fashion statements. Even attending an elegant occasion she can’t help it add some quirky twist sneakers color tinted glass of floppy hat if not dressed herself so outlandishly from head to toe she leaves others virtually reeling. When dresses up she does so with vengeance she has love of ladylike silhouettes but always far out in some fashion. Think Laura Ashley an asset. Talking bold prints iridescent fabrics neon. One might think clothes should come with it packet of tums instead of extra buttons. If you think dressing down is any different you have another thing coming. If anybody other than mork from ork or some rogue cast of God spell or to have pair of rainbow suspenders somewhere it’s her period she who declines to be professionally styled will find themselves worst dressed list faster than you can say gauchos with leg warmers. Signs Association with second child unmistakable to her for her to open the closet one nights where she’d stumbled upon the Miss Marple collection or entire wardrobe warned by woman who played aunt Clara on bewitched vintage mink stoles and all of her style of dress doesn’t provide enough of a clue there are some dead giveaways for picking her out of the crowd: with some exceptions she tends to be small somewhat childlike juicy plumpness pliable at last ecity despite youthful attributes correspondents to age 777 written all over her wizened face often distinguished by rather old looking head plopped on his brightly physique astrology’s answer to he be seems to bear the traces metaphorically Speaking of the Crone she once was

496 Bible literature salome dance of Seven veils goddess descent Rainbow Bridge to heaven Each colored veil unlocking a key rainbow concealed future corresponding urinis is connection with evolution . In medieval literature Holy Grail associated with water bearer guarded by Queen less Ponce de joie the dispenser of joy character of the descending goddess portrait in streetcar named astaris desire by Stella who descends to reunite with her ultimate mortal husband Stanley


so if you see what appears teenager from the back but face fan exhibits vacant agent look exaggerated cheekbones sunken hollows chances are this is Aquarius she’s the offbeat beauty possessing strong who knows I don’t think so rubbery comic expression mouth notoriously turned down into grimace this describes pisces much more

If not outright frown like sad clown made all the more market by osm going for Jennifer Aniston here drastic underbite or an overly large chin or both face long cheeks appear puffed hair shiny bouncy often springy it takes much in the way of product to set in place a result she may opt for a short haircut given her hair’s texture tends to create a bit of a helmet head quirky looks but beauties like Jennifer Aniston means to marry Christina Ricci Heather Graham Sheryl Crow Jason Lee Farrah Fawcett cybil Shepard margaux Hemingway Stockard Channing Minnie driver Florence Henderson Geena Davis nessa Redgrave Laura Dern Stephanie and Caroline of Monaco among the world’s most vivid never subtle beauties. Features overstated not to spirit of emanation goddess she embodies literally beams within almost cartoonist cartoonish vitality can be goofy loud girlish laugh voice war bling ringing clear Isabel tends to communicate outward like an actress onstage having a close tet tet gesticulating when speaks those hands aren’t showed in shoved into pockets making many knee bends for emphasis striking prices original girl with the far away eyes in conversations she seems to direct much of what she says to some spot over one shoulder she is goofy peepers to begin with float around inside her head as if detached from their connective tissue effort for her to make steady contact easier to accomplish when she’s listening then when she’s talking. She is famously attentive nodding reassuringly hanging on every word tilting her head inquiringly craning her neck forward with skewed receptive expression . Adopts casual posture rarely anything nervous or shifty in her body language open and forthright present spirit is as voluptuous as body. Breasts small to medium size usually perfectly round full buoyant short waisted possesses hairpin curves ample hips bigger bottom thighs lending sturdy I’ll be it slightly pear shaped look addition to favoring tight bodices and body suits while opting for looser flowy skirts on bottom And square childlike hands abundance of bracelets rings to embellish mournument self with tattoos piercings slogan buttons badges other decorative bells and whistles youthful touch could be found here there Mickey Mouse watch Mardi Gras beads fun and frivolity. Consciously wishes to signal light heartedness karere will even tend to allow for such freedom of expression generally gravitates toward professions where she can be her own boss working for others notoriously earnest and hardworking still unconventional vacations appeal to her especially once that included element of amusement clown college very viable higher education do you think we’re kidding

seems in the stars rubbery faced aquarian feels actual affinity for life under the big top urinis rules freakishness the mainstay of many surfaced attractions but more primal connection still. As Joseph Campbell said clowns have spiritual significance in most ancient religious rights . Donning costumes people ritually transform into sacred beings usually creation gods the purpose of the funny grotesque form meant to keep people from getting stuck in the image that is the costume would immediately keep worshippers from taking the appearance of the gods too seriously and getting stuck in such appearance again he says short circuits the contact with the deep mystery . On some level she understands that she is emanation God is revealing certain truths. Her motto is I know. And back on earth by looking somewhat clownish she precludes others from building her up or putting her unduly on a pedestal something that might easily happen to one so conscious or evolved. Put her in a Donna Karan pantsuit and she becomes Oprah but remember oh before she hired a stylus if even miss Winfrey would be that much more venerated if she didn’t crack silly jokes or feigned that’s treaty southern sass. But Oprah knows what she’s doing if so consciously. Aquarian ladies don’t really want to be considered gurus that’s a sort of status her male counterpart 6 and according to her he can have it. With humor or visual signs of whimsy she wants to make it clear that she like the goddess iris is only the Messenger. She shuns the responsibility of being the proverbial answer lady even for practical reasons. She’s protective of her free time and too easily love and boarded by others seeking kind of pacifying company she naturally provides. Sure she’s happy to be bearer of divine inspiration and saving grace but she doesn’t want to be deified. So wearing converse sneakers driving a vintage purple Volkswagen Beetle with flower power application keeps would be disciples at pay period the male of the sign is wrapped by the self importance of its revelation while she seeks to downplay significance in the equation Her own significance in the equation of revealing epiphanies to other she’s determined not to lose her head over the missives she may be communicating thus laughing off even though serious situations is signature behavior. One can see it in her body language a symphonia shrugs throne of hands display amatory muggings all designed to demonstrate that she doesn’t fancy herself the final word on any subject . When push comes to shove she doesn’t want to be expected to invest much time or energy in any one other than herself

The following blocks of text are exceprts from my first year of  Blagues, nos. 636-640. I am reading through all of my Blagues, five per day, and posting some samples here. Now, in my sixth year of writing this Blague, by the time I get to my seventh, I will have journeyed through all the daily Blagues of my first five years. If that’s confusing I apologize. Year seven, I’ll only have to read through year six, once a day.  (For thirty days this paragraph will include this parentheses to say: I realized that in the summer of 2016 I actually didn’t post for some time, such that for the expanse of two months, I will continue to number the past Blagues, as above, five at a time, but there will be nothing to post from that period.)


To view the original Sabian Symbol themed 2015 Cosmic Blague corresponding to this day: Flashback! The degree point of the Sabian Symbol may at times be one degree higher than the one listed here. The Blague portrays the starting degree of for this day ( 0°,  for instance), as I typically post in the morning, while the Sabian number corresponds to the end point (1°) of that same 0°-1° period. There are 360  degrees spread over 365/6 days per year—so they nearly, but not exactly, correlate.

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Aquarius Man Redux

Leo 9° (July 29)

476 his eyes are narrowed nearly wolfish maybe save that for Libra but it is funny ’cause it suits charmed out too . Latching onto people as he does with smarmy conversational routine might be mistaken for a letch which he isn’t at least not necessarily still those shifty eyes can make him seem like a big Batty who is after a girls basket of goodies any attempt to appear clean cut may Only make more of an impression He’s a Wolf in sheeps clothing

hard to believe given his tendency to be handsome and hunky that he was an awkward adolescent. He is quite tall azharul with ruggedly angular physique suddenly mutative energy of uranous sees him getting fat or bloating for extended periods of time he blew up just as he will experience hair loss typically. urinis rules gonads and penial gland given its frontal position in the brain then thought to correspond to mystic third eye thus associated with clairvoyance is gland also credited with promoting Accelerated development. Freakish growth gigantism associated with the planet traces sneak into aquarians anatomy often to his delight sometimes to his annoyance such grandiosity might be centered South of a desired target and settled in his own gonads. That’s why he often prefers standing to sitting maybe Alan coming. Makes up a major part of any big and tall shop. He experiences adolescent growth spurt earlier than peers source of pain Ridicule already felt unusual given unique personality now finds himself labeled weird in more ways than one period he made have difficulty in school brand of intelligence often misunderstood rarely nurtured by traditional curricula. Further along in education will find an outlet and acceptance 4 abstract thinking. This will see his nerd status become more defined egghead personality doesn’t help he also looks the part. Having shot up so quickly in youth his body will be weedy head looming appearance in comparison Tends to have a lightbulb shaped head covered with Peach fuzz wispy hair hi Mozart hairline looks somewhat like a sketch of aliens claimed by those who were kidnapped . Ridge of brow dramatically pronounced Frankenstein fashion Aquiline nose a nod to Greek water bearer we didn’t mention Frankenstein in literatureso there is something to do. Despite seeming gruesome description Nonetheless jells swanlike more beautiful men in Zodiac secondary ruler Saturn Takes its time in his physical development suddenly forming fully into exquisite beauty more than fair share of suitors male and female. Paul Newman rutger Hauer Peter Gabriel Elijah wood Christian Bale John Travolta James Dean

477 great part of charm is being ugly duckling good looks never quite go to his head women quick to label him a Wolf realize he isn’t nearly so wrapped up in appearances as he is wrapped by external revelations about life we didn’t get into anything bat teeth yet Dracula interesting  That he may have exquisite looks just icing on cake beefcake that is. He is One to fill out his Speedo bulk of bulge based in jumbo balls . Planet of unexpected might encounter this when This geek whips out freakish member. Typically tight compact upper body center we arms curvacious waste swelled hips and arched or swayback exaggerated bubble butt girly air to his rear view specially in trousers. It doesn’t help he walks with a wee bit of a wiggle legs strong and stocky calf muscles bulbous hands and feet long and tapered sensitivity creative expression Has a duck footed goofiness to his gate wiggle and waddle fairer skinned than relatives hair typically dark Brown or black salt and pepper re prematurely pale peepers raise suspicion He’s milkman’s child always something of the anomaly about him . Not especially hairy only scarcely so some future dweller who has evolved out of caveman characteristics nothing in his personality suggests ever cart a woman by the hair. Typically up for grabs seeking adoption by developed partner who allows him freedom of unique visions while helping him assimilate into society

478 sex and sexuality

Doesn’t fall prey to the machinations of his only libido a nod to galahad quite simply seems beyond sex more focused on lofty ideals aspiration If you need to go above the fray of human experience personal perspective outside objective the visitor of the Zodiac outside objectivity a Not a person driven by sensation emotion or even hormones. Takes control desires makes damn Sure they never show he believes you can’t grab that chalice of immortality and heaven If you allow yourself to be weighted down by desire I think we learned as a way of really compartmentalizing and typically obsessive about work very much nocturnal creature that’s where the bat comes in Just as he became accused labeled odd he now hopes to cash in on exceptional status . What he wants what he promises a mate is not ordinary love Tough catch to land gives impression he’s unavailable out of other peoples League azharul suitors throw themselves at him seems less than an overt play for his attentions doesn’t register you have to be obvious

makes people feel base for having feelings for him this is a bit of a ploy galahad might not be as pure as he would have you believe . Indeed no Mail has a sleazy are side I’ll be a secretive one might be saying better luck next time to some Pretty Woman While he’s slapping slapping and tickling paid escorts.

In public relationships insists on maintaining exalted position Expects worker worship not as the Taurus but as the immortalization Ganymede. This is so true: a mate must put him on a pedestal. Won’t play on the ground like a mere mortal rather requires loads of esteem needs a blind devotee someone he’s he deems of similar high quality while he remains the leader won’t count for much unless he is a mover shaker inspires a kind of on in others. All other power couples pale in comparison He is often labeled a parvenu social climber marry above his station. Symptom rather than the cause of his efforts as he makes little distinction between utopian social visions and what strikes him as ’cause she’s to Societal heaven . Capable of being peoples profit while out for personal profit accused of being venal up for grabs to the flush IST bitter when he does marry some high priestess our mover shaker typically sees her fade into the background trading her own status for the mantle of his chief disciple. With his calculated system for success he converts a woman to his programming reinforce his every whim with affirmative nods can’t live a life of debate or even open discussion Must be immediately set in stone very rigid needs lots of rules for doing this it’s odd it’s where the Saturn bit of him comes into play like Henry overbearing Doesn’t think anyone’s out of his League self conviction is a secret of securing relationships RW T with most eligible bachelorettes on planet even when he’s less the looker sees himself as a God definitely lacks humility astrology is made mistake of referring to him as socially liberated and sexually emancipated as if they are 1960s commune surely if such a lifestyle or part of his vision that it would be great but the point is he feels free to envision the world according to whatever his idea of utopia is. when images don’t conform to his vision he just cuts them out of the picture . He is the most rigid person when it comes to his Mo . Ideologies and beliefs might seem bizarre due to Uranus but the way he regiments his life is pure Saturn He is a slave driver who  gets others to do his bidding he is the top of the food chain Like communism free liberal communal on the outside inside all rules and regulations . Rules the most freeform belief systems with a firm mechanical hammer and sickle

480 body rule legs from knee to ankle circulatory system associated with nervous disorders Fitz spasms breakdowns and abnormal growth like tumors ankles evolved last Cannot put impose severe ethics onto loved ones. Like guru seduces would be adherents into believing but he knows his best for her period followed Lee chill live life the right way. Meanwhile he makes his lover feel special chosen and rot like him of the exceptional stuff. Annoys his partner metaphorically spanking her with divine blessing letting her sip from his Cup. Often attracts women who are seriously lacking father love looking for someone to please. Just as it tends to turn a woman into his primary caretaker. Suddenly he can’t seem to tie his own laces.

It happens time and again makes a woman his host relying on her for daily sustenance while he focuses fully on all those lofty universal concepts that grace his mind do something with the host taking in the host eating the host communion Some kind of God bats are about rebirth Insinuates himself into her life he’s got some guard of a man Who will offer guidance and protection Slowly turned into that 77 year old who needs to be checked on Doesn’t leave the house wearing two kinds of shoes still inability to pay attention to the little things means he is achieving greatness on a universal scale

11th house loved one receives compared with 5th house both sides preoccupied with authority often translates into desired sexual activities passionately oh very vanilla would be shocked to know it just passionate aquarian gets up to Needless to say Aquarius the least emotionally involved sexual persona . He isn’t above screwing his way to the top since such behavior doesn’t touch him personally. 11th house freedom via repression Sees Aquarius being able to move on a diamond life squelching his feelings something to do with an ex wife and Waterbury undoubtedly a test period tends not to exhibit the slightest remorse at ditching relationships decades in the making. We see this dynamic in his sexual exploits 2 will travel farthest reaches of erotic activity actual rolling scenarios remains incredibly restrained restrained. Disciplinary actions spanking turned on by humiliating a mate several sets of rubber sheets but never involve himself in anything more so called perverted than unzipping his fly relieving himself in a play mate

481 Golden showering rule Urans

Self appointed God tinkle is manna he is no milquetoast sexual character more pure and nightly galahad might be in public the more prurient and kinky and private . Aquarius perceives relationships as part and parcel of his public not his private life. His wife therefore generally not the one squealing and squeaking around on rubber sheets she might find herself increasingly wanting in the relationship


though he does sexually deviate more than most tends to be very focused in specific. like with his ideological views Burnishes his thoughts into preoccupations. The most mono maniacal individual on the wheel, sex with him always smacks of a mind ****. Internet chatrooms made for Him indulge desires with variety of people . Not just some cyber slug will meet women for real time sex as well preferring one shot deals. His trademark hands-off interaction He worries little about bringing anything home to his doting spouse who assumes her genius husband is only increasingly beyond sex , galahad guarding his purity with mounting vigor. Truth be told the spark goes out of relationships very easily for him and the bond must be supplemented regularly if not daily by vague dalliances. Eventually longs for something more one thing remains certain He likes to be considered out of reach necessitating his lover to petition if not beg him to be stove his sexual favors

he is goober idealized vision Perhaps overly concerned with form or look of love rather than actual content of his relationships. Enjoys the beginnings of bonds bests. Thrills at newness this is very true given the fact that they Ditch you. tends to become so attached to feeling a freshness that seeks to keep heightened sensation of exaltation alive in varying ways. With marriage tends to act like a neophyte on a job so long as he still going through some kind of orientation you won’t have to really dig down into the work of managing the business of love. Mork from ork engenders more affection from his mate who for a time sees his boyish exuberance he keeps bonds superficial.

482 likes to stay in the courtship aspect of love until it borders on the ridiculous every minute a celebratory anniversary or get away . Over the top in his praise flattery formal PDAs strangers assume he’s on honeymoon Rather than running errands . Every day existence is to ho hum. He does what he can To heighten even most common circumstance. Often his partner is type of woman who requires this brand of constant lip service she may lack the ability to cope with deeper feelings and challenges. When it comes to marriage he leaves the building after the preacher or justice of peace says for better or

need for thrills poking around for what can only be described as adoration of the masses 11th house global relationship large scale community means that blanket not individual attention is really what he craves. Like a many wives zella never stops seeking new brides for Haram. Everywhere he goes will be installed fawning female whose affections he foster. Favorite female fellow exec at office preferred lunchtime waitress Cut his hair massages and so on. In the air these Gaga girls imagine he might swoop down and carry them away and those thoughts increasingly occupy his spouse as well in new relationships he makes it appoint to have sex with his partner every day amazing ability to psych himself up whenever he needs to those cameras rolling expecting the money shot . All he demands from lover is that she expressed as much pleasure with his performance as possible he is the how to like that baby guy and a woman needs to put her most enthusiastic face on. That sex with him like everything else is absolute heaven. God forbid she get bored. Uranous signals sudden change accident serendipity along such themes that he will make his case for having found somebody else even after years of what appeared to be the happiest of marriages it just happens. Predators lust swoops down and carries him off to new means for maintaining his immortality IE younger women or men for that matter


483 no one has a trickier time negotiating his sexuality than Aquarius naturally far out he can naturally entertain any activity . If it can be imagined it can be done which scares him sometimes. Like Ganymede homosexuality is thrust upon him typically in youth. Son of urinis being so naturally you pick with us sexual desires or all over the map RTW urinis being omnipresent  this is precisely why he must find freedom in repression Uranus and Saturn . Tall handsome gallahad with perfect lady wife and 2.5 kids might be taking boys out of the woodshed or bending girls over his knee. Because he remains so completely on the surface of sexual activity it allows him to experiment unscathed in a number of scenarios beyond paddling and pee pee such interludes never touch him deeply. Doesn’t feel defined by them. Rarely has a heterosexual aquarian Not had sex with at least one man. Well essentially straight Aquarius does so with frequency as whatever interfere with his utopian lifestyle. He may repress homosexual stirrings which gives rise to any number of fetishes we can run with the fact that he is fetishy by nature that is non sexual As sex is so stigmatized by society he removes that part of himself from his programming exline uranous rules homosexuality and homophobia as well Aquarius is especially cagey when it comes to man to man content. Such displays are measured contained even when Unabashedly gay identified. Despite sexual preference the aquarium native of House of acquaintances is more comfortable having casual impersonal sex with a number of people that he is having intimate relationship with one he might have a long term partner but that’s not where the sex comes from This is why when he does commit he tries to keep the focus on the appearance of the bond rather than the substance of it . The Rain Man of the Zodiac is more about sprinkling himself around then he is pouring himself into one certain perhaps limiting scenario. Fixed air atmosphere have any relation Can seem stale or stagnant like the Baptist he must spread the word even if it’s about himself reaching as many devotees as possible. He more than most will be subscriber to casual anonymous sex period since adolescence when had to succumb to compromising situations , he has seen himself develop from awkward vulnerable chicken into sharp talent predator . As other signs tend to repeat patterns imprinted upon them , he evolves through the experience and in an effort to overcome victimization becomes a kind of obsessive or controlling sexual character. Nothing must impinge on personal freedom the way uh none so little unsolicited episode in his youth may have done.

His mantra I know that such a thing must never happen again . When tender Ganymede himself pillowy soft rosenburg he depicted the character as a pillow implying a pair of buttocks the aquarius will turn the tables and use his cheeky appeal to his best advantage. Who gets the better end of the deal Zeus or G? Playing on youthful allure young Aquarius is immediately aware of his value too powerful older men Who might help rocket him to success . Young gay Aquarius consummate water bearer if not poor boy who somehow ends up inheriting older lover mentors the state right from under family members. Anything but sexually prudish furthers the cause. homing device for power honed so early. Insinuates himself into the life of brilliant intellects and artists. Not so much finding someone rich and influential but looking to be major domo or God his talents are the source oh immortalization . He wants to be passed the Cup of preeminence. Carry forth an emblem of rightly inherited state of grace. Most any aquarian who was on the fence regarding sexual preference will commit himself to a lover to being the lover of a great and glorious divinity of a man.

Just as a good amount of aquarium straight people could swim in the gay pool so to NK identified aquarians be attracted to women I think we might amend this anything but misogynistic don’t know about that either neither two turned on or turned off by same or opposite sex communes with the person that might be true Meanwhile men seemed to him more restrained by social application The bulk of his friendships will be with women Will be extraordinary once he’s drawn Based on a certain Aspect of personality he’s the one with the fabulous female friends climbing his way to their cozy laps of ladies who lunch patronises evolve from boy toy to genius and a similarly exalted character in his own Such scenarios sudden death and inheritance notwithstanding might see him simply slipping into the vacated throne an older lover during her for the gay aquarian to make a clean break from the man with whom he received his training his immortality to start constructing a heaven of his own making. Let’s break up Sir messy mainly because straight counter like a straight counterpart they often come out of nowhere sudden change aspect of urinis being painful

What he may do then is find a houseboy of his own Combo lover servant. Think Lone Ranger and Tonto sometimes this has a literal manifestation is the Aquarius his notoriously attracted to small ethnic often Asian men. Just in case you can’t quite stomach the image of our proverbial masked man doing it to his faithful companion Amid squinting shouts of kimosabe might help to realize bonsant which the older querying enters are fairly platonic submission has always been something very aquarium 6 two inspire psychologically more than physically this points to a lifelong aquarian truth: sex is almost always just a means to an end. He can be the most far out in his activity rarely has anything to do with his own desire. Rather symptom of his signature detachment from it. What every aquarian male regardless of sexuality seeks is ultimate authority control on such a grand scale like Big Brother can easily go undetected. He thus makes himself available to the world to avoid fixing an air of conviction Around the relationship heading home the fact that he no lover perfectly tongue and groove fit about things to create such truth as others are forever chasing. Having no strict adherence to any ego driven personality there’s always a sense of being happy to be what you want to be that proverbial missing link in one’s life.

There is a lot to unpack here I think what I want to say for starters is Robbie Williams bad teeth and Billie Joe Armstrong both identify is bisexual certainly one can argue John Travolta huh but they seemed to be able to compartmentalize to some degree and also um something about Big Brother yeah like has spies everywhere also The Lone Ranger thing is an interesting lone voice in the wilderness concept to use for this next phase

The following blocks of text are exceprts from my first year of  Blagues, nos. 631-635. I am reading through all of my Blagues, five per day, and posting some samples here. Now, in my sixth year of writing this Blague, by the time I get to my seventh, I will have journeyed through all the daily Blagues of my first five years. If that’s confusing I apologize. Year seven, I’ll only have to read through year six, once a day.  (For thirty days this paragraph will include this parentheses to say: I realized that in the summer of 2016 I actually didn’t post for some time, such that for the expanse of two months, I will continue to number the past Blagues, as above, five at a time, but there will be nothing to post from that period.)


To view the original Sabian Symbol themed 2015 Cosmic Blague corresponding to this day: Flashback! The degree point of the Sabian Symbol may at times be one degree higher than the one listed here. The Blague portrays the starting degree of for this day ( 0°,  for instance), as I typically post in the morning, while the Sabian number corresponds to the end point (1°) of that same 0°-1° period. There are 360  degrees spread over 365/6 days per year—so they nearly, but not exactly, correlate.

Typos happen. I don’t have a proofreader. And I like to just write, post and go!
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Aquarius Man Revisited

Leo 8° (July 28) 

Most stranged exudes detatched nahs ironic symptom Association with human Liberty

1 on one feels set it hard well predisposed to belonging to larger social group class ideology

in youth A freak eccentric of the perceptions predilections

starts out feeling like oddity develops into social Vanguard

capable of breaking existing mold conjuring new ways of viewing the world

revelatory thinkers scientists ridiculed for ideas being recognized as seers

power to glimpse truths that are yet to be proven Gazing into the future

Man of conviction No matter how outrageous belief system utopia visions are catching

Most adept guru cult leader I know something you don’t know

potential mates fall under demigod demagogues spell.

Two women Seems sorted and self sufficient and see of unstable man Only to exhibit skewed if not sorted in the sack

cautious of other men tends to prefer no strings bonds taking sweet time or never settling into study relationship

468 principle of deviation Model of evolution species survival depends mutations meet a requirement for adaptation His view universal spiritual survival based on sudden Forays into Vanguard

primary ruler uranous cosmic principle of deviation And independence Male embodyment of precept pioneer human mutation breaks with tradition And normalcy . Like genetic quirk that ensures evolution Departure words against extinction. Aquarius represents seeds of change make the water bearer solitairy voice in wilderness trumpeting new future on horizon Which he is engineered to perceive. Uranous Cliff each Herschel resembles satellite to explore far reaches space time report back on what’s out there. Like satellite he telegraphs new understandings to humanity often lonely solo mission Ideological Explorer forward thinking progressive planted on Avantguard pushes envelope. Aquarian age 2020 is about change

sweeping sudden uranous energy he represents the human character as catalyst for upheaval there are some many who believe that it is during this time in our evolution That will meet up with extraterrestrials in the meantime he does his best to fit that bill himself

he appears ridiculously to tach preoccupied for everlost in far out revelation Quirky fellow seems visitor from the future already living reality is the rest of us won’t get our brains around for ages. Physically uranous signals freakish growth in an Organism noted Charles Darwin First theorized provides glimpse into eventual norm of said species fall away where mutation leads. He is simply living these eventualities now though he may be labeled freak in hindsight always perceived in the best light often credited with contributing to the growth of humanity the 11th house in astrology is that of: informative activities social conscience Ness and spiritual unity. Archetypally he is the zodiacs dispenser of immortality an arbiter of social change aggressive it gives us a taste of mankind’s future. Metaphorically there’s more to him than meets the eye

469 planet symbol Sky or universe God sudden change mutation Massive scale technology discover invention Purveyors of affects of this planet thanks good Lord also doctor Dodd quadrant Looking at soul of mankind evolving the human spirit through revelatory if not revolutionary means establishing truths


Story most widely associated John Baptist waterbar connection Self evident and raised free wild living biblical version granola lifestyle nuts and berries. Single voice in wilderness madman state of revelation. What are symbol of divinity held by the bearer in a Cup promise everlasting life mirror secular ideal evolution. He initiated concept of freedom from original sin Didn’t originative all as many Pagan religion rights involved same dynamic. Still he is dispenser of grace enabling those he Contacts from mark of damnation In Aquarius man weezy not only spiritual cleanser but good reason 4 divided between mortal and eternal life out their visions anointment prepares way symbolized water fish gives way to piscean fish Aquarius to Jesus

arthurian legend Merlin Is also the man of the Woods a druid John the Baptist His name means containment of the sea a fitting copping image he had X Ray vision lived backwards coming from the future And was said to have forged magic chalice Synonymous with Holy Grail . Also gallahad Aquarius archetype untainted by original sin Thus able to seize the Grail gala means milk divine milk manna . also Galatea referring to eternal life giving goddess word galaxy (milky way). Greek myth Ganymede Aquarian constellation embodies  dispenser role with gay twist. Planet Uranus rules homosexuality father Zeus in love with beautiful Shepherd boy in eagle form sweeps him off his feet before you can say sugar daddy. He is granted immortality installed as coperta gods replacing own daughter. Signals culture move toward elevation of male love bonds sexual liberation. Water ambrosia immortality Maná grace liquid essence of everlasting life rape of calamity represents mortals transcendence to experience of spiritual rapture

470 sign glyph waves heavenly manna Ambrosia baptismal waters that which gives everlasting life  … element and quality…Fixed air implies corner of the Sky heaven Rainbow distant star fixed idea motto is I know

in the aquarian age especially sexuality and spirituality go hand in hand many cult leaders Aquarius under the guise of leadership use their godly position to bed devotees. 2 forms of rapture rolled into one. Aquarian male condition One of being freeze framed at point of contact with the great beyond universal galactic Spacey notions

your niece is God of the universe father of the Titans big at cronus Uranus is cut down by Saturn With his scythe be’cause urinis too lofty for his own good actually we know that he was too overbearing so two does every aquarian man Become enraptured by his imaginings delusional about his grandeur fixed air symbolizes mental and social experience that is steadfast resolve focused concentration . Ideas of existence are uppercase truth. Genius and insanity predicated upon conviction John the Baptist Prophet and madman . Aquarius needs to convert others to his thinking . Signs waves are electrical signals pointing to his need to flow, pour out avant garde revelations to others. Doesn’t merely thing but ascertains. I know.

Uranus from urine, synonymous with semen and blood, fertilized sea when castrated. Ganymede means “celebration of virility” Dustin Hoffman Rainman, freak and genius, add something in about autism. More Aquarians on the spectrum?Fertility is ideological growing the seeds of social and intellectual change impersonal sweeping level. Despite mad countenance he’s more than a futures analyst but a knower of truth yet to be revealed funneling such theories into facts .

471 polarity he is a revelation unto himself laust in his own convictions utterly convinced of truths like John the Baptist lone voice in the wilderness

Mathematical allusions to Rain Man notwithstanding has fixed ideas the most calculating man In the Zodiac this is a good pun There is no such thing as an isolated action Every move adds up to furthering grand agenda. Has master plan more than others. Conscious of steering destiny leaving nothing to fate seeking control of external environmental forces and a natural ones raging inside of him. Impersonal being. But in elucidating his emotional detachment he is likewise separated from his own feelings. Regards his own sentiments as distraction if not obstacles to his aims. Personifies mind over matter Convinced he has the power to change traditional ways of being that which is outmoded or unfair. Likewise roots out undesirable qualities in his own nature. 11th astrological House of ones hopes and wishes as well as adopted behaviorwhere are the rest of us come To terms with who we are on themes of know thyself he seeks to embody idea of whom he wishes to be in the future Little regard for where he’s coming from. Even most far out aspiration’s aren’t considered pipe dreams rather attainable goals he then programs himself to achieve almost mathematical. the Signs Association with sexual liberation Illustrated in musical hair famous song Aquarius they even override his own sexual nature if it is in conflict with a fixed idea of whom he hopes to be path of self invention he is a brainchild of His own fertile imagination

Reputation for being contrived and original at the same time fittingly age group 70 to 77 when one’s thoughts turned to mortality and meeting with the great beyond. Also second childhood. More re liant upon others pointing to his ideal of socialized all for one system that cult leader. The daftness of old age something he possesses all his life being an oddball . Ironically born into traditional family parents siblings fit that mold

472 sign number 11 some number of revelation A page is turned the first reveal of a new order Joseph with his Technicolor dreamcoat the 11th son of Jacob and one blessed with revelatory power

sign age 70 to 77 prepares for the ultimate connection with the great beyond Time of 2nd childhood lends new meaning to term born again

In his family he sticks out like a sore thumb trying to keep up (like an old person). Peers think he’s dumb out of synch. He isn’t good at easy things. Will be loner, playing imaginary games, lost in revelry. Source of embarrassment: talking, singing, scribbling to himself. Dazed and confused. Luckily he has little ego, derision off a duck’s back. (ugly duckling). Calm contemplative, blissfully unaware of derision. Social misfit and fine with it. Shruging off attachment to validation from others

His father involved in intellectual purusits little time on home front. Mother put upon by daily existence. Depressed and fearful, phobic. There many be not much warmth in upbringing engendearing detachment. But this is his saving grace. Forest Gump Owen Meany, ridiculed and tormented but it doesn’t much matter to him. Being labelled weirdo allows his mind to travel all the more, not needinto fit in. Searches inner space for undiscovred truths that become his anchor in the world. Looking further afield for sense of belonging joining organizations or finding someone like Raphael did. Cutting himself off from schoolmates even siblings, at home already getting ugly duckling treatment by brothers especially.

He is exceptional in all senses of word. High school slips below radar. Peer ridicule equals blissful social ovlivion. Attention goes elsewhere, maybe boy genius chess player, adult advanced drama, landing roles in film or theater, writing novels in his own time, circulating to publishers. Here he is perceived as would be swan. Downside is he is more vulnerable to unwanted attention, chicken hawks, and becomes Ganymede.

473 Psychology. Pathologically Self aware every thought holds earth shattering truth often feels misunderstood this gives rise to antisocial behavior he is skittish in intimate settings emotional detachment can become depersonalization Naturally attuned to abstract ideology may ride a fine line between genius and delusional hysteria maybe inclined to sexual deviations other considered depraved

fixed air designation Is a wish to attain a glorious heaven A fixed corner of the Sky. Can Ebony he will happily let himself be taken up by others whom he perceives to be more exalted in whatever world he’s trying to infiltrate. Does this more easily then others because he doesn’t possess personal attachments others do. Removed from family trappings. but also detached from a strict sense of self Being fixed on whom he sees himself becoming in the future willing to sacrifice present notions of defining himself scruples even the rest of us might find important and characterize our integrity. Seeks utter communion with what he determines as greater than himself. Whether social or policitcal or spiritual system or organization. Seeking rarified world. won’t let fear of losing himself stand in the way. I do feel like we go to far with him and he sounds more Pisces in his determining his future. I think he just stays really wide open and is in this revaltion zone a lot which is why he can sit down and write or paint or come up with scientific theories in a flash. Is he Sheldon? Maybe. Sheldon is a Pisces. Wants to lose himself we say but again that sounds very Pisces. Wants to take up the cup of his own exaltation. Makes him susceptible to ersatz religions (seeing them as mainstays of the future) Easily swept into heady, heightened situations. Teaches by example: personality is an illusion. We are made up of the same atomic particles as everything else (again very Pisces) that we are dust in the wind.

474 Archetype myth God uranous Uber Sky God over the top Ganymede (from which we get catamite: boy kept for pedrastic purposes. Proverbial pool boy. Aquarius men get caught up and carried away by their own glimpses of heaven.

B + S nearly mechanical movements, deliverate mindset robotic body language, can be cold physically. Not much of hugger the most opinionated man on the block deciding who enters heaven or not….shows of affection conflict with careful programming. Kybernet “helmsman” cybernetics, study of human functions. “mechanic system to replayce humans”. Science fiction of today science fact of tomorrow. 11th house “adoptive” spirit. Seeks to replicate that which he most admires in others, assimulating their best qualities. Imprint on one another. Or is he an original?Sure all human beings imprint upon one another but the difference here is that Aquarius has a unique ability to consciously choose what influences will be encoded into his own behavior

Aquarius man more than engaging in mirror transformation Is mutating the embodiment of urinis is revolutionary and indeed evolutionary energy deviation Darwin terms key to survival variation ho hum theme of humanity . Queries is the quirk the Vanguard forever pushing human envelope. This metaphor truth blatant obvious in his appearance kid it out as he might be latest techno fashion Just as he may have then a hippie back in the 1960s bearing his ruling planets principle of differentiation and freedom. Clearly screaming societal change fearful of any derision Flooding is socal called freak flag fly he goes to other extreme scrambling for some semblance of normalcy adopting cookie cutter catalog clothing stabs at conformity his attempt to gain acceptance from society at large like a sly alien body snatcher you might look like the rest of us but …

Something vaguely unnerving about tendency to coopt experience. Ryan Landry. Envisages others as potential hosts upon whom he can feed for inspiration fueling ambitions. He has come hither attitude making him more concerned with what he gets from rather than what he gives to others especially emotionally his nature 11th house also sodium associated with the love one receives on a mass scale and although is inherent distance makes it difficult for him to invest in others he is expected of acceptance if not love air signs concerned with intellectual ideological social plans of experience fixed air Social Security just as he seeks ratification of revolutionary ideas

475 Bible literature John Baptist water bearing purveyor truth out there medieval equivalent Merlin Forged Holy Grail also called ambrosius pointing to the manner he offered Christian relised into St Ambrose Merlin prophecies he’s coming coming up varthur just as Baptist Vanguard Jesus the dynamic find outlet and James choices portrait of an artist as a young man Cranley presages Christ figure daedalus in the film matrix morpheus rebirths neo the new savior

 Being born radical trying to infiltrate mainstream thought very process by which Vanguard becomes old guard arts science politics religious reforms from time immemorial famous aquarian man Mozart rasputin Galileo copernicus Thomas Edison Jules Vern bertolt brecht James Joyce Roosevelt Thomas Merton Abraham Lincoln Darwin All sought to find security for visionary thoughts in social mainstream of course not all variants are genius inventors or social reformers but a heightened sense of connection exists in all these men As if they’re convinced of the truths they have yet to prove and to come to pass this is a feature of John the Baptist the ideal biblical archetype for the sign Coming of a new age

first thing one notices Baptiste like intensity fixation on whatever is currently championing self interest perceived as one and the same with universal raison d’etre Ryan Landry pretending to like save the arts while lining his pockets. 6 to impress people while impressing upon them a vision Of a certain utopia forever in the process of achieving. Cool and composed look especially around the eyes pale and icy reveals a real zealotry in conversation characteristic made all the more ironic the most hard liner I would say juxtaposed his trademark restrained body language

if you encounter a physically hemmed in fellow arms held in at sides invisible straitjacket wildly gesticulating through facial expression Unsuccessfully attempting to modulate undue excitement in speech I starting off to the side some imaginary rolling camera. Particular delivery to his speech often sticky one punctuating statements with the cymbal crash but I’m bum Jeff Berman But yes he’s got a stick something of a mpath probably the wrong word he’ll either turn Up or tone down his performance to suit the mood of the company he’s in. Experiences all input output signs double wave symbol. Every word or gesture uttered immediately gauge others reactions to them. Computer calculating data. Pierce a struggle for him to listen when others speak as if he’s fighting the urge to react verbally one often has the feeling he’s aching to interrupt high contact isn’t easy often strains to sustain it it can be unnerving.


The following blocks of text are exceprts from my first year of  Blagues, nos. 626-630. I am reading through all of my Blagues, five per day, and posting some samples here. Now, in my sixth year of writing this Blague, by the time I get to my seventh, I will have journeyed through all the daily Blagues of my first five years. If that’s confusing I apologize. Year seven, I’ll only have to read through year six, once a day.  (For thirty days this paragraph will include this parentheses to say: I realized that in the summer of 2016 I actually didn’t post for some time, such that for the expanse of two months, I will continue to number the past Blagues, as above, five at a time, but there will be nothing to post from that period.)


To view the original Sabian Symbol themed 2015 Cosmic Blague corresponding to this day: Flashback! The degree point of the Sabian Symbol may at times be one degree higher than the one listed here. The Blague portrays the starting degree of for this day ( 0°,  for instance), as I typically post in the morning, while the Sabian number corresponds to the end point (1°) of that same 0°-1° period. There are 360  degrees spread over 365/6 days per year—so they nearly, but not exactly, correlate.

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Capricorn Woman Redux

Leo 7° (July 27)


sex and sexuality Divine she isn’t kind of woman to opt for quick roll in the hay must at least some measure of familiarity with a man Even If she were upped for rare impromptu interlude with a stranger on a train she would have had to experience an immediate intellectual Indian spiritual connection such that the whole affair smacked in kissmint not just some sorted exchange. Brain is the organ about which she is a size Queen typically guys who wear glasses she makes passes. Signs of intelligent life real or American imagined peak curiosity. Should he turn out to be Rhodes scholar then so much the better. Certain vanity in her selection of a man believes that she herself appeals to a thinking man far more than a guy with a football for head period from youth she has been gun shy of macho guys suffered slings and arrows during ugly or duckling days found solace and brainy artsy crowd among geeks in whom she inspired crushes. She hopes to the spotty bespeckled boys managed mature into smart looking artsy types. And so for the brooding would be Arthur Miller’s JD salinger’s or Sam shepard’s of the world she generally carries a torch long lean lanky colossal cerebrum’s. Fascinated by guys with apparent genius potential willingness to realize it choosing to marry rarely thinks in terms of one man will provide. Stalwart Saturn ruled magician learns to furnace herself with necessary material grounding looking older than her years will have started securing paid work often disguising her age before her teen years socking away money anticipated for a living independently far from home. Firm believer in human right human responsibility to soar whatever Heights that can be achieved through dedication To ones artistic or scholarly columns the necessities of life money are thus used as a means to achieve that end.

Relationships like everything she undertakes shows of active faith goes on instinct sussing out kind of latent prodigiousness a man might have overtime give rise to extraordinary life she is beyond mundane into which category she even lumps such luxuries might make other women drool expensive cars elegant restaurants precious jewels all such stereotypic shows of wealth can seem wastefully extravagant to her period she prefers to invest in items that enrich life in more meaningful ways still her expressions of a man are lofty or she may confuse creativity with craziness talent Premier talk . Often early partners notoriously few and far between simply cannot live up to hope she keeps on them indeed always an element of pressure to being her partner she’s the projected embodiment of his own potential if not elusive greatness flipside his ability to live up to such exalted aims however must be said she is often guilty of more than a little projection or even hypocrisy . She is tough lover who urges a man to take on tremendous challenges but she might not admit to her own towering hopes and dreams this dynamic explains why she can be a late bloomer eventually apply same expectations to herself once or partner no longer requires or desires her two tillage . Hard lesson for her to learn As she’s been programmed to play caretaker period of course there are those who look for mothering and those who see it as smothering . Ironically the former scenario ends badly while the late latter might provide her the right kick in the pants to keep the focus squarely on herself. Her best match is a man who is able to achieve all she foresees but on his own. She doesn’t appeal to the good time charlies . She is a solemn lady looks at life relationships as requiring hard work. Considered something of a moral giant such mere mortals feel lacking in her presence. Saturn ruled creature one long state of recovery we say this about cancer she is typically plagued by compulsions more food than drink or certain addiction to spending which is forever atoning for with monkish ways

456 demons arise notorious for exercising them healing faster than most however she expects those in her life to do likewise here new year falls during Capricorn as sign is about saturnian resolutions. Exudes austerity even pared down modest appearance you might say she puts the nun in renunciation. A man can feel daunted by this bastion of goodness looking up to her is natural living up to her is another thing. She is one only Cardinal earth exhibiting a look of Everest she is the epitome of an uphill battle would be partners feel challenged in the extreme she’s like a private club that discourages the rabble crossing a chilly threshold hoping someone self important will ring the Bell

Once she finds a man she wants she keeps eyes on prize securing supple subtle ways to make him do pursuing . No matter how sought after a man is she will always somehow turn the tables making herself the more enviable catch. Approaches relationships as she does all else she’s in it for the long haul able to focus attention on solid objectives not entertaining anything extraneous . With her high standards she stops for dalliances with men she meets on route to securing so successful match . Often since childhood she’s had this vision. Little wonder she makes long awaited love connection She is eager to see it stick. Not unusual for her to marry her first boyfriend. Doing so at a relatively tender age fueled by feeling she is more mature and ready her then most. Embodiment of preservar she isolates which she perceives to be a good man and meditates read prays  apon it putting belief fully in him building him up. Concept of prayer quintessentially Capricorn Signifies Cardinal movement in the form of active faith. The sort that moves mountains. She puts spiritual stock in those she loves becomes rock and anchor. But seeing only good she may also too easily underestimate negative qualities. She isn’t so much forgiving as she is oblivious to human frailty continually wiping out her own weakness often having little patience for people who are troubled or otherwise treading a slippery slope .


457 her hollyer than thou attitude manifests in the spousal of particular faith system she’s generally saved from organized religion By her pragmatism which dictates she remained on the material plane. She avoids negative influences perceives as being susceptible to them. Predisposed to saturnian sentiments sudden crushing feelings of gloom impending doom tragedy goat song and so she strives consciously daily to transcend the myer in which might otherwise wallow . Rallying spiritual forces often reads it’s arrogance that she is high on herself but she must keep above the status quo a lofty metaphoric place to which she was born to stave off falling into depression She experienced in childhood . Men who represent run of the mill lifestyle are not for her she sees these as flat liners that threatened to make her feel dead inside. In partnership she seeks the sublime thus drawn to vivid extraordinary eccentric erratic types with whom life won’t be boring. Ironically usually the one imposing relationship ground rules regulations the goddess raya brought commandments to the people in the same way as Moses did she mirrors this need to impose restrictions highly intellectual extraordinary talented type entrepreneurs scholars philosophers actors playwrights producers and like to whom she is drawn. Still laying down the law is really preventative measure employed by Capricorn to avert domestic conflict period such disturbances smack of 2nd rate mediocrity and she simply won’t have it. She’s in search of uncommon love experience also explains why the most mindful traditional character is famous for taking up with unconventional mates there’s so seemingly unlike herself and intense men Who at first seemed so cool and unusual may soon become cruel and unusual she learns that living with the guy that goes too much against certain societal grain Is tantamount to gluttony for punishment only repeating a childhood pattern she desperately sought to escape

there may be an element of opportunism in her choice of mate she may exploit his talent making his management her career otherwise she could copy his creative lifestyle hoping to become well known as the couple who it is more accurate to say that she educates herself via relationships. She rarely does so with older wiser mentor instead she subconsciously seeks out someone her age or slightly younger.

458 body rule bones skeleton Skin knees knee trouble skin disorders excess worry suppression of emotions Gallbladder spleen

The tradeoff is she performs a parental role at the same time learns how to play something she never really had the chance to do for this reason her partner must be a playmate. Through recreation and disport She begins to access creativity for which she’s been stuck . Free form part of herself that fishy tale becomes her ultimate resource to draw upon. Stifled untapped talent threatened to pull her down depression eventually becomes most valuable asset sustenance she comes to live on keeps her young seemingly for eons . So the story goes she sometimes surpasses her playmate having that much more determination and pent up intent to inventiveness screaming to be expressed . She switches roles with partner whereby he must learn to become the rock which she might rely on And once discouraged dour duckling does indeed develop into wonderful wise wacky Swan

Meanwhile creative genius cap generally goes for are drawn to her as well since at first glance she will not seem to be a competitor. She is supportive energy never want to suggest he keep his day job. Her notorious shows of faith are contagious and a mate will find himself being paid for talents he wants only obstruct expressed in obscurity. She is devoted the loyal deeply loving perhaps a little perhaps expecting too little in return. She is one of the most emotionally low maintenance people strong and independent often Offers little in the way of head trips rarely indulging girlish role-play might require excess attention or gifts. She seems rather businesslike less frivolous than most men. She isn’t comfortable being cuddled and cooed it’s not something she never knew as a child. Lingering lack of confidence in femininity further prohibits it. She’s been discouraged room in the bracing her sexual self as an adolescent no real handle on the concept of feminine Wiles. Flirting is not her Forte. She is essentially honest too much so to engage in frothy phony behavior often not dating until their 20s sometimes taking this long to lose virginity. Could explain why so many capricorns date younger men sometimes one considerably so especially later in life. She wants to get a taste of sexuality peeking boys if only see what she had been missing. Unmarried Capricorn there are many of them taking up exclusively with callow fellows as they provide pleasure but allow her to maintain psychological control as well as solitary lifestyle in general she is less intimidated by younger men giving rise to sexual teacher fantasies particularly to the academic Capricorn besides she just likes all that locked in freshness the odd college freshmen have to offer

In contrast to sad woman the most obvious flirt Capricorn is wary of overt public displays even when in a relationship keeping private life private. Not looking for intrigue from a bond but a solid working arrangement that serves as a backdrop for all she seeks to accomplish as an individual. Her relationships of but sizzling sort and sex is rarely the main motivation for forming a partner in the first place. She’s fairly conservative when it comes to erotic regiment viewing intimacy that sex provides as the source of safety and comfort more than an acrobatic workout or psychological journey. For her sex is something of a big deal came to it relatively late freeing her libido often requires much coaxing as it took to tap or creative spirit sex literal act of creation an artistic expression are locked if not blocked into the same place in cap capricorn’s emotional cloakroom. Patience on the part for lover it will be ultimate virtue Needless to say sex appeal is anything but superficial it takes a certain kind of man to withstand but necessarily slow freeing of her carnal appetite there’s simply no rushing her lust she is intent on getting the pace and must sense no agenda in bed .

Isn’t specifically marriage minded the whole idea of being legally bound seems specious to her a notion that conflicts with inner philosophy : that we are all essentially alone born alone die alone and should come to legal entanglements she just as soon be left alone. The loss of control that mirrored signals frightens her particularly when she is involved with an erratic genius she doesn’t much fancy the notion of being left holding the bag. Sexually she doesn’t adhere to a belief in wifely duties barely being one who switch on autopilot just because her mate expects above her period there is no coercing or even cajoling her into doing anything especially in the bedroom. All the guys to do is applied even the slightest pressure hands on her head for instance and all bets are off. For that reason animal sex seems to be a known out the act smacks of feminine’s mission where doing it doggy might just satisfy that same Virgin her man while hitting all the right spots for her as well not to mention allowing for free clitoral manipulation she is not experimental by nature preferring to stick to a routine even in the same order so she knows what to look forward to no where do we see her need for control as fiercely as in the bedroom to her credit she doesn’t require a lot of bells and whistles to make sense special rather prefers to achieve certain greatness by sticking to her usual path

For 60 sex not jaded affair for her and though cliche each time does feel like the first time period another reason why she likes bedding younger guys she she shares the sense of newness that is naturally felt by them still wet behind the ears. When with an older partner and unjaded exuberance must still be Aquino she finds anticipation very exciting if not more so than the nitty gritty of the act itself and the man who needs ever increasing stimuli will not be long for her world. She will always be as wide eyed as a schoolgirl forming crushes on men If not those barely out of boyhood letting her mind wander through all the romantic intriguing possibilities that could serendipitously occur

Wildest thing about her is love of fantasy specially covert activity . She invents dream lovers in waking hours fantasizing during masturbatory moments over the landscape of the mechanic FedEx guy. As porny as it sounds she enjoys interaction with men in service industries whose job it is to be polite while doing her bidding. Offers a worker Cup of coffee or enter into a jovial chat could be considered out of character by those who know her as he discerning somewhat terse individual. But caught unawares she would surprise her closest intimates. She has a real dream lover as well that is a figure who regularly factors into her nightly reveries with whom she shares recurring sexual theme often climaxing in actuality which can Give the flesh and blood mate lying next to or something of a jolt what she experiences in her subconscious is love making with an insatiable and indefatigable sort mirroring what she truly desires in waking life. She may be rigid but she’s anything but frigid . Because sexual requirements don’t talk for list in a loving partnership it can be hit or miss for her and mookie Department. Eventually as with everything she will realize the importance of this aspect in her life and if her man isn’t cutting the mustard she may look elsewhere. Enter the tier list 20 something guy as well as her need to be free of marriage contract she may seen a conflict between satisfying sexual needs elsewhere while still devoting emotional self to primary relationship. When it comes to love her heart is forever racing in the right place but other parts of her aren’t being used to full capacity . She might fill that particular hole with another more willing unable to help. Her attitude is sophisticated sex is an isolated experience something she simply wants done and done right it might matter a little but she is in love with one man who falls short of pleasing her while she employs a lover who will take her just such sexual Heights as can be had by straight up intercourse .

461 Still she’s not big believer in unbridled passion as it seems precarious of place to go after all the most concerned with taking Saturn ruled responsibility for her own rapture. She may try to restrain her partners more ebullient expressions indeed if any woman were to emit the librarians cautioning shhhhh during sex its her. Very practical application for her reasoning that is best to contain herself even during such she finds and so doing further building up of her own excitement chances are given Or slow climbing nature she orgasms at a higher level than most perpetually staving off the temptation to pop her Cork until such time at it as it is impossible to stop. Talk about your transformative experiences. By suppressing her pleasure she seeks to enhance the purity of the experience . For this ability to she thanks her lucky stars she’s a woman as all too often she witnesses a man’s inability to pace himself and prolong the ecstasy of the sexual act. Hastiness as what she most dislikes in people whether it’s rushing into friendships or to conclusions and she just judges men most guilty of this

She tends to have more respect for women than men generally she may really better to the opposite sex but when she happens upon a woman who trance sends hackneyed societal role play whether as a heroine musician politician author artists or someone in her own life she is completely in awe . She’s often pleasantly surprised to find that so many strong females she emulates those who take their place and otherwise exclusively male world are born under her sign. Ava Gardner marlena Dietrich Bert marrisa Simone de beauvoir Janis Joplin zora Neale hurston Clara Barton evil adelen Patti Smith Diane fossey are all such goats Who strike that particular chord in Capricorn and it is for such strong women that she invariably forms a crush however when it comes to actual lesbian experiences she tends to be attracted to pretty young girls just as she is pretty young boys she hopes might regard her in the same exalted fashion. She lives in a fairly black-and-white world and finds few bisexuals among her order. She is inherently too decisive to fence it in any respect and though straight Capricorn can have female crushes the gay coat might fancy the occasional man as well but she doesn’t let herself frolic in the Gray area blurring is anathema to this border conscious lady .

462 rarely casts herself in Bush role nonetheless one wearing pants same sex relationship living even more for herself than straight counterpart embraces solitude keeping herself elevated ever so out of reach from a lover in gay bonds she plays teacher to the hilt demanding attention obedience in equal measure . At same time encourages lover to be her own woman to strike out solo except when it comes to affairs. Cap regardless of sexual preference is hard pressed to sit down and analyze inner workings or partnership. She shows love rather than professors it and she requires a lover who was self sufficient confident enough to forgo such indulgences. In a brilliant stroke of narcissism she is often attracted to younger more exotic foreign versions of herself. Even straight goat’s fantasies about these types of women Who catch our eye mirror images who might have enjoyed it more cultured upbringing than she. Call it jealousy projection transference whatever but this feeling of longing for life cap never lead is often what draws are takalo clones who she feels benefited in ways she never did. They both intimidate and turn her on and by taking up with such a woman she gains sense of recapturing a part of herself the careworn humble raya embracing her youthful more imperious Hera aspect as embodiment in a lover and short there’s no use telling the gay cap to go **** herself she’s way ahead of you their

despite mixture of love and envy she feels for such sultry beauties she will still need to be the one cater to in bed she yearns to be pleased soothingly and deliberately wanting a lover to take her time particularly in oral practices. She lies back on the jury it’s in sensation. She doesn’t go in for rough stuff or urgent expressions. Almost be continual relaxed flow. Sexy lingerie gets juices flowing and she and a lover. Prolonged tactile stimulation running fingers over lightly body lingering in the right places lover does likewise . Dill doe’s deer occur but generally employed by her mate slowly and at the appointed time in combination with other means tord capricorns arousal. She is isn’t inclined to return the favor just as she isn’t big on Delivering oral willing to comply when asked with otherwise not jumping at the chance. Should rather somebody else did it indeed cap won’t tolerate her girlfriend going to bed behind her back for sex inside the relationship she was happier than most mixing a third particularly someone who can please her lover the way her lover pleases her . Watching in any case is a big turn on for cap but she particularly enjoys the sensation holding hugging and kissing her partner of all the third party is providing most of the entertainment as a twosome she and her lover are rather high on themselves feeling they are the envy of the entire lesbian population. Goat quotes over such prima pussey status whether whether it is real or imagined. Sometimes she can’t help but literally rub other women’s noses in it.

The following blocks of text are exceprts from my first year of  Blagues, nos. 621-625. I am reading through all of my Blagues, five per day, and posting some samples here. Now, in my sixth year of writing this Blague, by the time I get to my seventh, I will have journeyed through all the daily Blagues of my first five years. If that’s confusing I apologize. Year seven, I’ll only have to read through year six, once a day.  (For thirty days this paragraph will include this parentheses to say: I realized that in the summer of 2016 I actually didn’t post for some time, such that for the expanse of two months, I will continue to number the past Blagues, as above, five at a time, but there will be nothing to post from that period.)


To view the original Sabian Symbol themed 2015 Cosmic Blague corresponding to this day: Flashback! The degree point of the Sabian Symbol may at times be one degree higher than the one listed here. The Blague portrays the starting degree of for this day ( 0°,  for instance), as I typically post in the morning, while the Sabian number corresponds to the end point (1°) of that same 0°-1° period. There are 360  degrees spread over 365/6 days per year—so they nearly, but not exactly, correlate.

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Capricorn Woman Revisited

Leo 6° (July 26)

Class act most self composed least shadowy lady in Zodiac understated really elegant

largely unimpressed by externals such as fame high finances family pedigree

Self respect of prime importance unswayed by others opinion of her

Focus on cultivating quality of life distinguished by moral courage quest for spiritual knowledge

reputation paramount to her determined to be valued as a person of substance

life is a long hard Rd requires pacing and careful negotiation

no frivolous risk taking lives in infamy for being purposeful and premeditated

Circumspection is key to her success never ventures what she’s unsure to gain

Deliberately takes signature baby steps toward success avoiding shortcuts

that would bring about meteoric rise in either professional or personal pursuits

Believes nothing worth achieving comes easily not without other shoe dropping

Takes a similar attitude to 11 sex rarely if ever rushing into relationships let’s bonds blossom

drawn to men with creative intelligence and strong inner life compelling 2 his need for meaningful long haul relationship

she is the consummate significant other with a look that says she won’t be trifled with

same sex relationships are less loaded notoriously attracted to younger women easily maintains a casual but erotically charged bond

446 principle of containment structure means of conservation just as reservoir of water restricted entry keeps resource pure guarding against waste Capricorn shifts focus from quantity to quality horn of plenty container bounty Capricorn woman’s reserve and conservatism ensure she will be in time meet with her own bountiful lot in life


Capricorn ruled by Saturn represents astrological principle containment concepts of reserve resource recuperation ideals that have particular meaning when discussing Capricorn woman that really means goat form the mythical horn of plenty she code amalthea the goddess raya in her animal form nourished babiesrus for son rescuing from clutches of husband chromous roaming Saturn. Kronos devoured all his children Ward off prophecy would be overthrown by offspring duped into swallowing a stone in swaddling clothes that the goddess raich disguised is a child raya is an anagram prone aspect of Queen goddess Hera was originally called Ray Acronis or herself possessing powers as are now attributed to her consort who survives to this day as old father time raya as from myth suggests is a preservar goddess and Capricorn woman comes to personify this archetype all her stodgy methodical glory. Like raya anticipating Zeus is maturity the goat girl bites hurt I’m waiting for the right Rome moment to launch her secret grand plans. Raise smuggling away of Zeus on the surface signifies Capricorn woman’s need to safeguard an Moreover sustain the creative life she’s been given she perceives what certain Native American tribes referred to as the long body of her life living not just in the now but for the future and all time ironically however because she considers the whole of her life in every little thing she does pacing herself appropriately she probably lives more consciously in the present than any other individual in the Zodiac

saturn’s energy it’s like a correction that which occurs after a wild rise in the stock market and indeed she embodies the sense of recovery and re pooling of resources in her we find one who is unwilling to squander time and energy she is not restrictive in personality for restriction sake but rather as the horn of plenty Incarnate she contained such pouches does she perceived very birthright intelligence health overall ability to contribute to betterment of the world wanted to preserve personal resources. Like Ray a Catwoman often has last laugh in the same sense that the tortoise has it over the her period while many people press to achieve external trappings of success ill prepared for the lumps existence dolls out cap has the wherewithal to meet challenges face on tackling them before continuing forward life contestant left standing when others have faltered period time is on her side hindsight being 2020 she is the proverbial sleeper one who eventually rises to importance after a long period of obscurity


page 447 planet symbol nearly inverse of Jupiter of Saturn portrays material earthly concerned weighing on the evolving spirit restriction order of the day and struggle is pressured RISD means or path to perfection structure is paramount along with patience and discipline also … Sign quadrant… 3rd sorry 4th quadrant concerns relationship with the eternal Capricorn woman is focused on meaningful existence by actions in life she wants to do the best she can with what she has her motto is I use treating her physical body as a container of soulful energy

by example she teaches ultimate virtue of 10th last attribute of patients that rushing through life makes 1 old before once time . Want for more more more instinctively understands only creates more want. Whereas in needing less less quickly Capricorn preserves the reservoir of plenty she feels she already contains. She saves her energy and it shows she looks well preserved are into Golden years indeed she seems to get younger as she grows older as if she were living backward. Capricorn is the only Cardinal sign earth sign Cardinal signifying initiative essential earth element representing substance. Ultimate symbol of the Cardinal earth combination is a mountain rocky firmament the very emblem of eternity Prudential reservation natural container of River valleys lakes where water is protected impure aptly Capricorn symbol is not simply the mountain climbing goat but cico assigns Cliff traditionally being read two ways as the haunted animal with fishtail or mountain with Lake since Capricorn is feminine negative polarity sign female native embodies quality element combination . She is there for like a mountain looming solitairy figure cannot help it appear iconic to those she encounters. Ancient cultures associated mountains with the great mother goddesses from whom all gods are born the significance of the goat’s Reyes totem for instance is all giving animal providing nurturing meat and milk and clothing. The original Aegis was a goat skin from which the modern definition of preservation stems. Indeed the whole Aegean civilization was based on the goat the form of which ancient culture gods took. Capricorn woman personifies this fundamental energy living breathing representation of great great great grandmother goddess sign is associated with 63 to 70 age group manifests goat lady in myriad ways

Like capman but less obvious superficial ways kappelman is something of a throwback to the past old-fashioned in values hobbies interests and like a little old lady meticulous and exacting in daily habits. A self styled loner easily becomes cranking a crowd of more than a few others. Even when in relationship she carves out salatori lifestyle sequestering yourself from a mate for most of any given day. Age group associated with their sign is also evidenced in signature pared down mode of existence. A neatnik minimalist of the 1st order she eshews the accumulation of stuff she may even embody that elderly spirit of taking up one’s begging bowl And renouncing much in the way of material goods

448 signed Cliff C code symbolizes worldly ambition earthly goat fueled by spiritual resource fishy bit it is a totem of goddess Ray a great mother of land and sea separated nature into solid ambrosia and liquid nectar she nourished divinity with these foods of the gods just as Capricorn It is often seen as a source of spiritual sustenance to the insurance goats were symbol of atonement for sins

spiritual communion often As much a part of life as it is for the aged whose thoughts become naturally more focused on the effort after. Death could become her constant preoccupation but being acutely aware of mortality is what helps her to appreciate being alive. As the zodiacs soaring help we see in her personal image all the mountain Represents atop these mounds where one is meant to commune with God indeed as in case of Mount Olympus Mount Sinai any number of hilltop dwellings were immortal deities reside where Moses received Saturn esque tablets of restrictive shalt nots from whence Jesus delivered sermon spiritual understanding concept life as a gift isn’t lost on her is only had at the acne where our earthly about meets the Sky. Our Capricorn mountain Mama is thus in a perpetual summit meeting with lofty powers that be lends new meaning to capricorns rule over 10th house people in high places

Capricorn motto I use suggest status achievement need to establish oneself through honorable means rising to the occasion usefulness responsibility hard work self discipline . No one ever to rely on luck cap woman instead steeped in faith active faith something it manifests in our life in a number of ways first she typically adheres to a belief in a benevolent spiritual power that sustains him through her life’s ups and downs keeping her more levelheaded and most when encountering either extreme hardship or boon. Physically acts as much has any layperson might like one leading a religious life rating herself with excess particularly glut of ego and naturally seeks to conserve soulful aspect of herself . She uses her life to gain spiritual strength a living Living testament to adage what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. She avoids shortcuts easy ways happily working her fingers to Capricorn ruled bones to get what she wants out of life not just resulting fruits of such labor but the spiritual awareness and conditioning that come with the process . She builds a metaphorical muscle for survival that most people simply never developed. Water is symbolic for feelings intuition Loving contents of the soul watery aspect of the science totem represents reservoir of ever purifying emotional well-being age old spiritual wisdom that is being conserved by taking a slower pace toward achieving life’s goals nonetheless providing more lasting sustenance for survival zodiacs Sherpa , she has more than her fair share of emotional baggage if not outright pain and hurt which she totes around.

449 element in quality best described as a mountain symbol of preservation she strives for self sustainment and edification of her spirit as a valuable natural resource … Also… Polarity like a mountain herself tower of self preservation rather insurmountable character people drawn to her like Moses to the mountain as a dispenser of revelatory  rules to live by


she finds a way to use her suffering as a springboard for any number of positive employments creative inspiration to spiritual enlightenment. Nothing lost on her She is not for turning what others might see as drudgery into dedicated practice period she is not always a bundle of sunshine others may find her somewhat dour but in a sense the whole of her life is one long dark night of the soul and makes her deep and it nurtures in her spirit of compassion

4th quadrant spiritual something of a crusader who often eventually puts the whole of her being into spiritual pursuits . Naturally aesthetic poster child for principles of correction and atonement striving for strong mind body connection as well as endeavoring to form perfect union with the central energies of the universe. Very least a gnostic gnome decidedly grounded earth dweller with an innate knowledge of spiritual workings. Joan of Arc terese de lisieuxIn the former character we see embodied active physical card anality on spiritual level and ladder little flower we see example of redemption via growing younger along the specific be like little children theme intentional recuperation of purity and innocence in both thought indeed. Cap woman takes sense of saintliness she doesn’t singhofen or easily she is solid as the Rock of Ages for better for worse gives impression she is a safety zone iLife preservar a role she might have found herself cast into early in life

cat girl typically born strict household time when parents are experiencing growing pains and marriage period older child birth order heaped with responsibilities Rob her over lacks childhood goat girl saddled sort of scullery work kept down self absorbed parents who count on her to offer emotional rearing usually younger children. Her mother is incapable of bonding with Capricorn or even showing her slightest affection caps father is often Unemotional detached the verbally opinionated character with whom achieving closeness is difficult. Capital relate more readily to father often sharing intellectual connectedness. She may find self-destructive ways to scream for attention eating disorders other manifestations of acute perfection might come into play.

4 50 #10 number of eternity the apex of all that comes before the start of a new set of order reducing to one most ancient number schemes built on system 1000 thousand portrays men’s relationship 10 fingers 10 commandments … sign age Association Age of wisdom it is said she is born old gets younger as she ages life embodies the serious minded of a society elder cautious instructive sometimes restrictive and admonishing reserved conservative strictest sense of the word pacing herself and whatever pursuit she undertakes

Certain chaos in household origin difficult to secure sense of privacy she is lost if not forgotten in the shuffle of daily confusion. She is extremely sensitive and emotional scars form make her hard and guarded somewhat defensive. Undoing of this dynamic that can be seen as our signature growing down as she grows up. The further she climbs in her personal or professional ambitions the morchel need to jettison the baggage that threatens to weigh her down. Good news is she generally does. Her life is primarily about lightening her load. She rarely is a materialist that astrologers make her out to be. Even monkish see goats have weakness for shopping at designer boutiques quality is her credo material wealth rarely an end in itself achieves peaceful carefree lifestyle she lacked as a kid drop $500 on shoes but they’ll be one of the few precious perishing owns. Careful with her belongings again about I use

bookish type made to feel she shouldn’t or couldn’t rely on looks. Ugly duckling story come to life proverbial late bloomer often not getting her first period or filling out of bra until well into her teens . She blossoms overnight into womanhood ill equipped to handle what she perceives as negative attention For her more eye catching attributes begins to play them down above all she wants to be respected for her mind adopts a studious persona winning notice and securing emotional survival. The world of ideas philosophy indeed liberal and Fine Arts are endlessly fascinating. She slips easily out of more progressive intellectual Advanced Placement later graduate level courses . Having raised in a sexually repressed home dating may be a distinct no no she often disarmingly aware of natural appeal she possesses somewhat at a loss to fully expressed erotic urges as they arise

451 psychology spots and 80 is an issue Mrs opportunities due to over caution might stop stifle her creativity being too pragmatic might repress sexuality often pathological need for control structure might see her falling into obsessive compulsive behavior or eating disorders

Body and soul

most untouchable little suggests interest in inviting the attention or affections of others opposite sex. Conservative rule of Saturn determines she focused on self cultivation of private inner resources rather than outward concerned for her solicitation of others. Not showy. Earthy elegant creature whose prime concern Is our own contentment achieved through ever increasing proliferation of self esteem. Not wishing to be approached by anyone on what she might deem superficial level. Her advances are generally lumped into this category she may downplay or sometimes extraordinary good loves wearing understated even Decidedly unsexy clothing dark shadowy Hughes black not only being her favorite color but one associated with the sign intent on remaining inconspicuous. For her generally pulled back large dark almond shaped eyes often hidden behind studious specced spectacles ovoid papers prone to myopia something emphatically Marian the librarian. Depictions in film and literature such goody 2 shoes characters seem to be just waiting if not itching to loosen specs and Bon Let her hair down. Chooses to realize full sexual potential slowly

Blossoming in her own good time rather than making some sort of splash end up attracting flash of the pan experiences she doesn’t relish the idea of being hit on and serve stays away from social fray sometimes going 4 in an attempt to appear off limits as to defeminize her appearance women Trust’s men Diane Keaton Maureen Dowd had expressed Sissy spacek Marlene Dietrich Annie Lennox Diane Sawyer Joan of Arc Marianne faithful bevy of last year beauties chose to Butch Butch it up we would add to this list I think anyway Mary Tyler Moore pants Capri trousers she is a serious sort no mere Dolly will be toyed with she cultivates a no nonsense severe character that will keep feeble flirts in flatterers at Bay invented standoffishness default demeanor to keep people from getting too close where is cat man fancies himself a VIP member of some club she is in an exclusive League of her own

452 archetype myth grandmother mother of the gods ajian means of the goat a nod to the Titan Queen of the gods Ray animal totem caldrea kronos from her we get Crone she is preservation goddess symbol of divine sustenance who seeks to have wisdom carried on for generations in her goat form amalthea she fed Zeus from for Capricorn The horns of plenty she separated the land from the waters and was the mountain mother from whose Milky snowcaps come the flowing rivers Ray a means to stream or flow it also means ease

she is typically not accepting new applications for friends close to his family tiny coterie of loved ones experience her highly selective offerings of affection she is epitome of self containment embodiment of her preservar archetype first and foremost she is concerned with her own survival financial and spiritual

in a room she camps out on the periphery digging into a comfortable corner vantage point from which to people watch she carefully avoids Press of crowd. When verge dapon Even in a harmless manner her reflex is to recoil literally pulling in her Noble chin Leaning backward approaching luges position. Sets her face in blank expression Only quick monosyllabic response refusing to make eye contact in hopes of nipping unnecessary interaction in the Bud especially suspicious of compliments though secretly thrilled by them wary they are precursor to come on. Faced with small talk turns on her heal hasty retreat with economic polite excuse. A tough nut to crack she appears the part . Typically tall aristocratic upright imposture moral conviction can’t help but admit a haughty air head held high long slender neck looks down her prominent nose exotic eyes ever watchful defensive darting perfectly about browse arch suspiciously sprinkling under suspiciously watch full defensive darting eyes crinkly under a vast Dome shaped forehead distinguished by high hairline stern signature sweptback hairstyles. Possesses strong cheekbones which can go unnoticed as her cheeks themselves are robust never sunk in her jaw bold chin Strong pointed upward her nose is generally meaty never needle like boasts substantial soup strainer lips full sensuously drawn absentmindedly perstorp upper in a pout. Signaling disdain? Perhaps a nod to her Association with enduring hardship often manifests evidence of signs recooperation actual scars on her face reminder of having been dealt a bit of a brunt emotional or otherwise

Bible literature draws on israelite goddess jayell as she goat synonymous with Deborah the Queen bee and the Grecian raya who in goat form poured out nectar and ambrosia. Caps grandmother typified by Sarah meaning Queen or thrown matriarchal wisewoman of Abrahams tribe. Prone figure entered fairy tales as Mother Goose Capricorn Ian Black coat and hat fairy godmother spencers faerie queene shakespears titania who steals away a young Prince just as raya whisked off Prince Zeus

one way to penetrate her defense is launch into conversation that reveals intelligence most of all insight entertained by her own astute running commentary willing tobat around others perceptions thereby see a sudden shift in her countenance as caution turns to capricious concentration Screwing up Brown narrowing eyes she’ll nod and clocked her tongue in acknowledgement should social criticism enter of the discourse. She is keen observer attentive student of life cherish is that quality in others. In youth much to eye rolling derision Appears she was that girl sat in front center class pencils sharpened hanging up teachers words. As she matures certain studiousness continues to define her period may conflict with whatever inherit creative impulses she possesses those that big free formed expression. Seriousness structure scholarly nisour fused together into solid mountain Determination Defines her essential struggle how and when to let signature reserve slip allow for spontaneous spontaneity and serendipity when it comes to potential sexcapade how to move from haughtiness to naughtiness transition that is particularly difficult for her

The following blocks of text are exceprts from my first year of  Blagues, nos. 616-620. I am reading through all of my Blagues, five per day, and posting some samples here. Now, in my sixth year of writing this Blague, by the time I get to my seventh, I will have journeyed through all the daily Blagues of my first five years. If that’s confusing I apologize. Year seven, I’ll only have to read through year six, once a day.  (For thirty days this paragraph will include this parentheses to say: I realized that in the summer of 2016 I actually didn’t post for some time, such that for the expanse of two months, I will continue to number the past Blagues, as above, five at a time, but there will be nothing to post from that period.)


To view the original Sabian Symbol themed 2015 Cosmic Blague corresponding to this day: Flashback! The degree point of the Sabian Symbol may at times be one degree higher than the one listed here. The Blague portrays the starting degree of for this day ( 0°,  for instance), as I typically post in the morning, while the Sabian number corresponds to the end point (1°) of that same 0°-1° period. There are 360  degrees spread over 365/6 days per year—so they nearly, but not exactly, correlate.

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Capricorn Man Redux

Leo 5° (July 25)

Notoriously attracted to older girls in his youth even when having numerous years on him car surprised and challenged by his adult nature Tom and careworn still in his teens often does dupe a woman believing he’s older ironically he seeks certain form of caretaking from a woman Typical cap guy requires no guidance or nurturing he is comfortable and collected confident in his ability to achieve lifelong ambitions on his own . Though he may be loath to admit it what he wants is someone to pick up brother look after him rarely attracted to domineering women drawn instead to shy or retiring types if not wallflowers or would be spencers who otherwise would wither on the Vine those who feels he’ll find protection undivided devotion outright so servility sometimes goes for used goods broken in girls with track record seem more real to him than self professed debutante put keep bright and shiny demeanor find suspect in fact is either attracted to absolute innocence which can be a sketchy scenario in extreme cases or women who make no bones about having been around the block

generally popular in grade school Capricorn scenario typically he sees his social status slip early in life such that by the time he hits high school already something of a has been Like hapless Holden teenage Capricorn often labeled odd by peers who fail to understand his complexity and innate sense of dejection to boot he is so blase tord current trends that he seems out of step with peers and invites ridicule on that score as he does for reaching puberty early sticking out like a sore hairy thumb .

431 Bible scapegoat day of atonement young kippur azazel was the same as ball God the goatlord Greek pan atonement Capricorn theme 6 to limit restricted repent. Most vivid character Moses mountain climber returns with list of 10 restrictions and a new snowy hairdo Holden Caulfield despite young age already Gray two feels the world in need of repentance for phony excess catcher in the Rye hoped to save others from a fall in ability to do so is the downfall of challengers savior culprit see more glass capricorns play the role of scapegoat in their families taking on undoable emotional pressures


not caring much what other boys think nonetheless cuts into the quick to be made fun of by girls especially popular ones setting the tone for everyone else. The 10th house determines how the world sees and evaluates you , so judgments are felt that much more acutely by cap in truth negative attention actually a misguidance of sexual feelings he stared is stirs up in the opposite sex . Though girls might play hormonal catch up and soon throw themselves at him Capricorn damage will already be done. All this meant to be henceforth the goat even when with heaps of flattery will take such sycophancy In crowd saved from being swayed by his own vanity or pride . Meanwhile he goes for the love is 2 girls with Janis Ian soundtrack running in their heads who relate to his nonconformists misfit appeal seek to share in his dissident view of existence. Faster than you can say you and me against the world he becomes romantically linked with nebbishy nymps just as himself as he is developing into something of a suave sophisticated . Definitely to his credit he’s not a Locust leaving importance placed on outward appearances to his predecessor Sagittarius instead he focuses on what PD person harbors on the inside though often to a fault. Might be argued that being such a downcast sort he sent tends to shoot low are result of feeling deeply rejected by the more physically gorgeous girls he truly fancies like pan failing just score with all the nipsey chases . Then again when Speaking of capman there is an upside and a downside to every issue

when it comes to sex or relationships or any goal really he simply cannot cope with competition. This makes him unique character as whatever successes he achieves are accomplished in so signature manner that he stands in a category all his own otherwise he’s never in the running. Here we see the quintessentially Capricorn male motives for operating the world he starts out on top typically entering an arena of human awareness weather on an intimate or global level at the top of the heap. Think of salinger’s glass children at the height of fame in tendresse used youth with nowhere to go but down Life being one long anticlimactic tick denoument this is the cap male experience if he lands a new job will be ushered in as some sort of wonder kin Whose elevated position is precarious in popular culture he doesn’t merely tap into a particular slice of the site Geist he personifies the pick in the pinnacle of that genre capping it off . There was rock and roll then there was Elvis there was boxing then Joe Frazier and Muhammad Ali there was Hollywood leading men than Cary Grant The American novelist then JD Salinger the list goes on and on Indeed the zenith brand of Capricorn greatness is near impossible to sustain

432 the cicotte knows when it’s time to slide back into obscurity self imposed or not and his time was always on his side regroup before navigating his best big next ascent this same peaks and valleys pattern the archetypal legacy of the fallen God cronus Saturn Applied to capital one’s personal relationships as well. In new bonds he is seen as the ultimate catch particularly to friends and family of his new mate people flock and defer to him he is the front man showing his partner the town painting it red he is everybody’s favorite and can do no wrong but as soon as he falls from grace typically because he rears his very human emotional head and those who saw miss the most happy fella suddenly have a hard time accepting him as a melancholy baby this is another reason why he often goes for shrinking violets guttersnipes or Mail order brides as romantic partners so he can experience any such personal falls as he knows he’s want two and not have to face derisive tisk tisk ING by people who think are better than him or he thinks they are. Ironically he’s famously jaded by limelight seekers he himself likes to feel like a star at least in whatever ragtag circle you might amass he’s like some deposed czar still doing his Golden age royalty routine for courtiers kumbar keeps he’s the cats meow the Turner star on an aluminum Christmas tree the masculine equivalent of mamre Nora Desmond the very Saturn ask PS to resistance In other words the very limit. His challenge is to shoot as high as he might in love not settling for second best scenarios and yet still secure that same kind of laissez-faire lifestyle with a righteous babe with brains nebadon a spirit expectations as he would be guaranteed to share with some compliant child broad mahar insists from premise tan

Philadelphia story the fallen man CK Dexter haven Seek the right haven Dexter meaning the opposite of sinister is on the lookout for a haven the source as the name suggests of safety and sanctity his modist in a nutshell human his seago totem half land animal half fish says he’s he piece nuggest nestled into some harbor but safety can be a trap breeding complacency in him who unfortunately looks at relationships as a source of convenience 1st and love second. He is the most likely to dis believe in love altogether often in his jaded sophistication throwing that baby out with the bathwater of what he considers to be funny social contrivances. Typically subconscious excuse. Our melancholic pan Wants in adulthood to avoid the feelings of heartbreak he experienced in his youth he doesn’t want to work so hard to make compromises or make compromises to his set ways. Like CK Dexter haven Having made it go at love with a woman he truly adores the monumentally virtuous traci Lord he can only experience a signature fall a woman’s best principled qualities bring out his most decadent behavior almost in defiance. It’s a Capricorn guy thing to push the envelope on sophistication all the more when faced with condescending paragons of uprightness there’s something about moral rectitude he simply tempted to shove up societies rectum. And so CK and tracy’s marriage goes on the rocks the couple sailboat the true love goes into dry dock and they divorce of course once CK eases up on his decadent confections and miss Lord comes down off her high horse they reunite this is the exact on dynamic that cat man must navigate if he is to get a sense of his capacity for true love still it can’t be overstated how often this guy will miss that boat altogether if he only realized when considering taking the plunge into marriage said that he would save himself so much more emotional anguish facing up to his love of bright and challenging women with an agenda and expectations yes even of him then he would looking for a safe easy convenient arrangement . They are usually anything but still it’s as if this melancholic baby would rather feel sorry for himself and live a life of emotional unrest in mediocrity then budge one iota or make the slightest concession to be with the kind of woman that really gets his heart pumping unfortunately most often that sensation only reminds him that he has something fragile which might too easily break. Speaking about his heartbreak it’s like JD Salinger being dumped by oona O’Neill

a great many capricorns subscribe to the anticipated belief that women are on the planet to procreate and otherwise do immense bidding. It’s where the tradition of saturn’s rule over the 10th house can negatively manifest generally what goes along with this sort of personality is a strict adherence to organized religion . When it comes to spiritual beliefs cap can be rigid steeped in dogma if not clouded in incense Mel Gibson . Let’s just say he might take biblical Moses going to the mountain aspect of a sign a little too literally for this kind of cat love may even Plus to do with marriage than it usually does this emotionally enervated fellow I don’t know if we get into the Richard Nixon and Phil Spector stuff but we should let’s just say he might take the biblical go to the mountain aspect a little too literally for this kind of cap love may have less to do with marriage than it usually does I already said this a devout stance takes the place of a decadent one And he may be hiding his underlying call to degradation in a God fearing lifestyle of which marriage might just be part and parcel it may be due to the repressed prurient desires that he makes such a point of living Catholic that is widely accepted existence regardless of his religion or even if he subscribes to one at all . Whatever his routine the metaphorically mountain roaming goat relationships are no mere walk in the park nor are they for his mate

434 signature martini swilling Capricorn city slicker free falling through life lookup on relationships as safe places to land preeminent serial marrying man of the Zodiac do time and time again However when he finds a compliant spouse will conform to the structure rebond team tailor makes to suit his needs he is loath to leave it . And because he can almost pathologically pragmatic in search for safe bet he may think nothing of marrying for money. The boys gotta eat after all and if properly financed he’ll happily trade in his thrift store threads for brand spanking new ones provided of course they came from an old world establishment on Savile Row . Auto deduct of the 1st order he spends his youth cultivating his mind with intellectual religious philosophical study hones his knowledge of social grace period in this respect he fancies himself a catch worthy of impairing priceless sorry imparting priceless knowledge to a partner sometimes in return for pocket money. Shy dowdy devotional errors could easily become his most compatible mate. Sees a certain practicality in marrying well some form of affection for his cagey sort of love your product by product then all the better period Meanwhile signature dashing looks and impeccable charm guarantee a secure spot spot in his partner’s heart his eternel detachment typically impossible to broach. Already made relationship appeals to him for the same reason that makes those sudden gigantic career moves or creative successes it is his nature like that of his archetype to start at the top and slowly find his comfort level in situations and so when he spots that safe haven of a woman He pours on the charm and puts all his energy into sweeping her off her feet such that before she realizes it she’s managing a household and affairs for two while he slips further into the retirement that this world this that is the whole of his life he finds to that the more emotional weight and pain A woman Already carries the more likely she will be to put up with his wait that is

our snappily attired scapegoat is metaphysically burdened it doesn’t prevent him from dumping it all into his partnership in part that is the purpose entering into a marriage with him is akin to having an elderly grand father come to stay for good and not just in terms of the wardrobe in his bonds he hopes to reap the benefit of being attended to while being afforded the freedom and respect due to a worldly wise elder this dynamic gives rise to rather negative interpretation of the signs model I use. The sign of Capricorn is associated with principle of elevated status

435 which we see he perceives as his birthright. Like aattracting like the goat is drawn to rich and powerful both in professional dealings and search for a mate. Despite having grown up on the wrong side of the tracks say he is dexterous at fitting into lofty socially arcadian millia. The main line magnets and mavens of the world take an immediate shine to him as he is walking talking Historical Society and more importantly find him a perfect match for their more old maid ish daughters . Love aside the goat is equally unmoved by sexual stirrings which are rarely a detriment factor in choice of partner ironic since few men experienced the lofty levels of libidinous urges to which he is party. Erotic desires may be somewhat of an annoyance to him an indecorous distraction he subconsciously seeks to subdue if not submerge in more socially civilized pleasures like champagne caviar or collecting so provides

Even when courting, a woman may have difficulty sussing out whether he is sexually interested or not . Many dates may transpire before he makes a move. Sit still satyriasis defined as uncontrollable sexual desire in men Is it named after this goatish archetype for nothing but the more he feels it the more he seeks to restrict its libidinous hold on him the psychological pressure let alone the physical strain continually building and building to bursting. Everything it would seem turns him on And his more of the sivia sensations those that call into question is sexual identity torment him to no end. Especially in youth with Saturn influence weighing so heavily every sexual steering feels loaded here he’s like hamlet synonymous with harbor or haven , and eternally tragic figure the word tragedy itself comes from the Greek word track idea meaning goat song and let’s face it there’s no easy way of saying this the skull gazing Hamlets of world to simply lighten up

as time goes on The irony becomes more acute ASCAP increasingly withholds from having sex just as his more prurient tendencies begin to surface the repression of that mighty healthy libido is what ultimately begins to twist in more perverted directions . When young his stirrings and fantasies further preclude him from seeking relationship with the fresh faced Virgin his own age rather he welcomes an experienced if not well warm woman whom he feels wouldn’t be shocked by his router erotic ruminations. When finally sending it to marriage say with a safe and notoriously straightlaced mate he will need to make other arrangements for his ribald longings. Just as 10th house rules interests outside the home which manifest in his deferring the day-to-day details of existence to his meet cwm made so to mighty find released for his more shocking sexual urges from a third party almost out of courtesy far from home base if only as not to trouble his partner

436 body rulership bones skeleton As a whole as well as the skin and knees any trouble tickle your skin disorders due to excess worry a suppression of emotions ruling Saturn is also associated with Gallbladder and spleen

Perfect solution Would be to form lasting partnership with women Equally suited to mothering plentiful offspring big daddy is want to bear as she is open and eager to engage in all dirty behaviors he wouldn’t typically dream of introducing to his mate. This is the Zodiac strategy deons fatal relationship flaw in hiding large chunks of himself from a significant other he finds himself stuck for life with a safety type he can only return after enacting such desires elsewhere. What hamlet or haven needs to know is that the safe harbor scenario is a two way St . The Paragon of virtue that is his wife and mother to his kids can and indeed should be someone who is just as many sleazy inclinations as he does so that together they might explore their nastiest notions keeping each others decadent secrets securely sequestered in the bosom of their bond. In his quest to negotiate a serviceable but dispassionate relationship he only increases the manufacture of repressed sexual baggage but in admitting his base or body or inclinations and indulging them with like minded may true affection may be allowed to bubble up from the beautiful quagmire of their mutual lust

sophistication Means lack of simplicity the complicated cap the zodiacs premiere sophisticate it’s more than one nail on the head his fantasies and behavior are typically no straightforward affair rather layered with deviations fetishes more than his share of hang ups. His brand of sex salacious often depraved more depressed than people might begin to imagine. Taking on the role of aristocratic master suddenly you’re in full costume and makeup while woman plays perfect ***** or scullery maid . Perhaps his proclivity for debasement and degradation might manifest and simple desire for naughty no no sex such as ainol penetration his personal favorite or even Oral variations on the theme. Like cancer man his opposite he also has a fetish for women dressed as nubiles the whole pigtail and Shorty pajama thing one is struck again by the relationships in Salinger stories of grown men and young girls for Esme with love and squalor sums up jumbled sentiment cap feels it is more perient leanings see more glass might have been the very cause for a suicide one has to wonder what plant 10 shaped pawson Seymour was pointing out to that little girl in the perfect day for bananafish such penal violations aside he might go in for a bit of role play where his partner must do all he says he might even get off on paying for the right to have his mandate carried out .

437 as it is his most continued love making practices follow up do me theme where by his woman must take on the responsibility for driving the action climbing on for ride while he kicks back in leisure mode. Or she will do stuff to him experiences an extra wave of excitement when certain Axe pose a challenge take some practice if not some stomaching to get the job done . Patients however is his most striking virtue and to the delight or chagrin of a partner he’s never in a rush. Often that which turns him on most are things may have been shared in his youth with more seasoned older women That he’s attracted at a tender age. Past experiences traumatic or erotic make a heavy impact on him and he will want to repeat the pleasure or book behaviors of a bygone era sometimes ritualistically attacks of this ilk that he most fears broaching with more prudish mates. But even he’d have to admit that what gets his goat most is the idea of corrupting a puritanical priestess just as CK Dexter haven wants to topple his ladylove and tap her smother yourself.

10th house rule of restraint is notoriously titillated by prim repressed women with priggish trappings nurses secretaries librarians teachers clerks tellers topped the list of those he would most like to drag down into the depths of blissful degradation. Is masturbatory images often focus on female goody goody’s gone bad. The person who said men don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses had no insight into his sexual psychology. Perhaps it’s a matter of sensing or imagining frustration subjugation in such characters akin to his own. Though aroused by the idea of a woman becoming ensnared in her own desires his actual activities usually stop short of any form of S&M a bit of bondage perhaps but he’s really not one for whips and chains. He has a lady child chatterley’s lover erotic vision intrigued by the idea of social restraint being ripped apart at the course it’s by rustic desire. He just as soon sit cross legged in a comfortable chair of course and watch some brutish Gardner have at it with a prim chased lady or some other such dignified meets dirty scenario. Terribly sophisticated after all for men to allow his female partner to cavort with other men Of course that’s just a fancy way of saying it gets off on watching women being screwed by another guy. It tops his fantasy list far more than the prospect of witnessing or mix it up with another sexy minx . Unlike Virgo man it isn’t a matter of getting off on being cuckholded rather it is the females degradation that imparts the thrill here and so in his fantasy the more beastial and rough it character having at his woman the better of course the whole concept of playing with other couples is one of those infamous urges usually hides from his mate what the French call l’exchangisme could become a habit for our Randy cap the width of secret society that surrounds such a world is right up his CD sorted alley

sexual feelings for other men or something most males experience loaded and waiting as these sensations are for him it is difficult to determine what might be a passing fancy and what constitute latent interest as an adolescent he like many will participate in ****** ***** but will red light any such activity less it develop into more involved contact. The irony is he makes such a big deal of these feelings and behaviors dwelling on them endlessly while denying themselves further involvement which he labels wrong that the issue never quite gets resolved any carries on in life with a huge question mark in the back of his mind . Straight capricorns forced themselves to outgrow such behavior and gay goats may remain fairly repressed as well either way cat man is sensible on the subject being the sensitive soul he is and remained sympathetic to gay individuals many of whom make up the bulk of his closest friends. Meanwhile our fishy cicotte has a sexually ishyness about him. The inherent satyriasis…This causes him to eroticize experience and sexualize most people predisposing him to attracting those of his own gender whereas expensive neighbor sagg is forthright about such feelings willing to try anything at least once cap is so essentially emotionally restrained a stickler for what is right and traditional that even having homosexual urges can set off bouts of intense psychological pandemonium. But like a shabby chic cardigan he wears his inherent confusion as part of a sophisticated carriage or one that signals to others that he is unshockable and that there’s most likely nothing sexually hasn’t tried if only in his fertile fantasy. Needless to say his sexual character keeps people guessing often literally his often he literally is as the bisexual goat playing it straight with the wife and family while keeping a boy or two on the side

When clear is loath to be categorized eschewing labels even lifting up is dress should give it a give it to a bent over buddy you heard us though he may have a string of boyfriends one or more everlasting relationships he’s Rarely want to settle down into have domestic roll with inmate . Gay goat bundle of contradictions notorious top man In drag so he might work in an erudite artsy field surrounded by other well dressed guppies with an eye on going places generally not in this pool where our fishtailing goat gets his jollies indeed these completely guileless attracted to guileless country boys rugged rednecks straight acting bubbas with down home charm and manners and often a girl waiting back at the ranch those who helps to flip over faster than you can say corn hole. Something about wholesome straight laced character gripping his ankle tops the caps must see list particularly when he can be the first to lay claim to Virgin territory. Reminded of Capricorn am Foresters Maurice swab urbane city slicker with same sex longings like many goods in real life undergoes a form of psychotherapy to rid himself of impulse thoughts only to eventually find bliss or erotic self realization in the arms of a rustic gamekeeper scudder . Nothing unfettered the brow of the gay cap guy more than a jaunty romp in the hay with an uncomplicated rustic if you were to pick his favorite village people persona he choose the cowboy he is quite fetishistic about that feeling a surge of excitement even by paraphernalia such as boots chaps and 10 gallon hats there seems to be something safe about bonding with the sexy of ranchhand who embodies a groundedness that puts the goat on solid sexual footing . Being lofty enough in his own right he feels he can truly land when making whoopee with such a man .

With these lovable lugs he admires he plays auntie mame to the hilt opening lovers eyes to all the delights the Metropolitan world has to offer remains just as willing to be whisked back to the farm to fraternize with partners family like the mythic cicotte culture deities who brought civilizations to pastoral innocents at rocky Arcadia he enjoys being an anomaly happy to feed the chickens milk the cow or mechanics forever being strong suit re customize a tractor engine dressed in a Gucci fan Let’s just say he could put the boy in flamboyant his gloriously inappropriate and people love him for it especially his lover who benefits from all this nasty pleasure he’s prone to impart . He is hands down the zodiacs assmann much of the bedtime shenanigans center around that certain spot he is deliberate often ridiculously drawn out in his concentration there hoping to extract as much pleasure responses you can by stimulating it any which way penetration is never parade or seemingly about him rather it is meant to transform his manly made into a pleading pussyboy of the 1st order something others might never assume. He knows that to look at them post with us inspect that he is that his typically hapless hunk of a mate was the picture and he was the catcher and it thrills him to no end knowing it’s the opposite that he usually true . Like his straight counterpart gay go takes leisurely approach to love making consider it and playing with this lover as he is arranging Flowers or installing a new carburetor when it comes time to return the favor his lover two must be prepared to pace himself generally a challenge when it comes to oral sex given caps hefty size and gradual buildup to orgasm patients will be particularly important in a lover’s expectations of pure shows of affection it could take a lifetime to hear the cap say those three little words if he ever utters them at all



The following blocks of text are exceprts from my first year of  Blagues, nos. 611-615. I am reading through all of my Blagues, five per day, and posting some samples here. Now, in my sixth year of writing this Blague, by the time I get to my seventh, I will have journeyed through all the daily Blagues of my first five years. If that’s confusing I apologize. Year seven, I’ll only have to read through year six, once a day.  (For thirty days this paragraph will include this parentheses to say: I realized that in the summer of 2016 I actually didn’t post for some time, such that for the expanse of two months, I will continue to number the past Blagues, as above, five at a time, but there will be nothing to post from that period.)


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Capricorn Man Revisited

Leo 4° (July 24)

Consummate sophisticate anachronism anomaly existing in modern world eschews all things new or mainstream

Like deposed royal, grand and stately, perpetually jaded, wistful, dejected in outlook.

Nothing much impresses or excites him—protocol to remain unruffled and aloof

Embodies ultimate sense of relaxation is his ongoing raison d’etre

Ironic amalgam of highbrow and lowbrow, self-taught epicurean and prankish wag

An unadulterated sybarite who pursues pleasure and laughs foremost in life

Still true mensch who isn’t afraid of hard work

For him life is a banquet and he’s the first at buffet table

Never feels need to struggle or strive feels this only leads to strife

In love drawn to woman with old guard values, if not old-money investments

Wants traditional lifestyle he as front man supporting and providing stable life

He is a relic in relationships perfect mate lady-wife with conventional values who won’t question his autonomy

Gay bonds drwn to guileless pastoral farmboys and cowpokes introduces to dandy disenchanted ways.


Principle conservation Experience qualitative fines gluttonous gaudy parvenus odious he is leader of the astrological old guard determined to sustain but a sanctioned to its prior true cultural in Petri dish cap to block certain influences so that civilization soul might flourish considers a dose of self denial nourishment for his own spirit

Saturn soul ruler Capricorn Principle of restriction containment sharp contrast to Sagittarius Jupiter expansion growth. Saturn Mythical father of Zeus overthrow him elder Titan World the mythical Golden age two gods perfectly represent difference between Sajjan capman the former scion archetype arrive is Zeus on his way up the ladder fallen archetype superannuated ousted grandpa Thomas way out capman associated with retiring age 623 to 70 personifies lame duck energy all his life on the positive side he is saturnian Living the good life having done his time in the rat race and out with a sense of peaceful happiness and prosperity on the other he is a saturnine wistful melancholy gloomy overly cautious if not sluggish must be noted that his animal totem is not pure goat but see goat pointing to the contradiction of capriciously determined spirit that is nonetheless dragged down by fishy feelings emotional floundering. The eternal retiree cap is forever open to spontaneous plant or sudden whims focus less on ambition Then other men Weather career or personal life 10th astrological house associated with social and financial status age old misconception that are fish telling mountain goat his a climber this is rarely true like his archetype kronos cat looks upon status or something it was born with indeed he sees it as every person to inherit earth right but he’s over that Hill metaphorically speaking what he embodies is the other shoe dropping on power and status he is the personification of grace full decline notorious dissident and backslider be fitting see got slippery sluggish town Takes his own greatness and achievements with a grain of salt even the most famous capman seems to constantly fall into some form of declivity if not woeful degradation after scaling the Heights of whatever mountain sought to ascend falling from grace capman proves by example part and parcel of attaining such Heights as others might only dream of knowing that elusive glorious glimpse but never truly grasped of course the more notable caps of the world slipped back into their proverbial arm chair perspectives of existence or hush hush decadent behavior so quietly into merely about the rest of the planet hardly notices their periodic retreats into downtime whether it be joy and protection of family or the haze of hedonism or wallowing melancholy A all cap now possibilities

423 planet symbol the inverse of Jupiter Saturn sigil portrays material earthly concerns the cross of matter weighing on the evolving spirit divine curved or semi circle restriction is the order of the day struggle works as a pressurized means or path to perfection structure is paramount along with patience and discipline

no matter how famous he might be for whatever his profession He takes heavy hiatuses between more heady achievements like the female Scorpio Phoenix he is something of a comeback kid. This propensity perpetuates infamous picky choosy persona one who holds out for quality over quantity experience professionally socially romantically.

Another misconception Is that Saturn makes goat people closed and restrictive as compared with expensive and accepting Jupiter world people though this assumption may be true on the surface it must be remembered that the wheel of the Zodiac his ever evolving as it spirals ad infinitum through the signs Capricorn thus embraces expensive sagittarian energy containing it to keep it pure like a mountain Lake or reservoir . Saturn isn’t arbitrarily limiting in response to Jupiter simply to put a damper on existence instead Saturn ensures the recognition of knowing when enough is enough . Saturn sovereignty over the sign signals preservation not prohibition The word Capricorn means goat horn it is the mythical cornucopia which post this she coat amalthea’s ambrosia spouting horn that fed Zeus in infancy the horn of plenty perfectly symbolize this Capricorn experience as the containment and preservation of abundance not the restriction of it. Without such a Holder as the horn represents bounty becomes access to flood waste and thus pollution So link to the Capricorn motto being hi use that is to say I don’t waste pollution So how does all this symbolism relate to him in real life the answer is many ways


capricorns of both sexes the concern with self preservation Especially on the spiritual level ambrosia they seek to keep pure representing their own immortality mirror mortals were granted everlasting life with just one swallow of the food of the gods Capricorn is the first sign of the final fourth quadrant which is metaphorically concerned with the spiritual level of existence all the signs that kickoff quadrant Capricorn is a Cardinal sign distinguished as initiatory essential energy the only Cardinal earth sign in the Zodiac so it can be thus described as portraying the key essential substance of matter earth akin to saturnian structure which preserves the purity of the universe is inherent abundance

424 quadrant concerns soul relationship with divine or eternal religion may or not have had anything to do with it but Capricorn approaches life from perspective of atonement at one mint cautious not to add to the glut of the world his motto I used carries the subtext what I already have … also… sign glyphs ego symbol of ancient culture gods that brought eight age old knowledge to mankind enriching their lives the fishy bit signifies primordial instincts an understanding of natural law while the goat suggests methodical application of knowledge


implications of the signs Cardinal earth status are manifold for one sign rules the skin and bones of the body the essential structure minus the meat and fat of the physical self like the cornucopia holding the pure nectar of the gods cap views his body as a container not a temple capricorns particularly females seem to embody this understanding in their infamous love of meditative exercise and moderation in food and drink a theme in his life too but one that sees him going to extremes I use in the Capricorn mantra which in the best light refers to ability to utilized the self as an implement for spiritual growth for this reason many Capricorn Men Become yogis other such soulful disciplines on the other hand this motto be more colloquial implication applied to the reliance on substances often endemic to the Capricorn man. The quintessential image of Colonel earth is amount and symbol of importance preservation eternity fitting to kronos Saturn is also referred to his father time as his namesake planet signifies discipline patience and other such principles as preservation and present perseverance which indeed do require time of course the concept of eternity and immortality having time forever on one side a sense he experiences but cutely

Life for him would appear to be 1 long stint in the Country Club enjoys a distinct somewhat faded VIP status standing . But he is no entitled glory seeker or briskly member of the club oh contraire he is rarely rude or Snooty his truest buddies are often those and so called subservient position to make his life that much more picnic waiters bartenders doormen caddies mechanics heads of state he is a stickler for fairness attempts to be as gracious to his boss as he is to his bookie in truth as an employee he embodies his signs honorarium status inspiring awe fear and respect in a professional setting even from those who are his superiors. He simply defies pecking orders or chains of command he might be a purposeful underachiever taking our jobs he could do and asleep those that afford in time and all important ease for he is more concerned with being rich in spirit then with financially rolling in it that said his notoriously bad with money is the devil may care attitude toward such banalities as bills for rent . If he wants to fly to Rio he does if he wants to buy a Jaguar he will of course he will have found the most inexpensive flight and lodging and some ancient hotel in a delicious state of decay and the wheels he purchases might be 20 years old and questionably sound like some geezer he feels they don’t make him like this anymore the motto I use could easily carry the subtext it down to the bone the essential part of the body being under the science rule if when his tastes in winds do exceed credit limit he will apply for another credit card life is too short to worry or deprive oneself with pleasure besides there is always personal bankruptcy to wipe the slate clean


I think one of the gists of this book is going to be how to embrace all the ways that you are you but also how to keep it in check the downsides so as we surveyed these personalities will be making a list of good stuff in this bad stuff and having fun with the good stuff and urging them to be that much more that way well then working on their pitfalls OK


425 element quality Cardinal earth combo best described as a mountain symbol of preservation Running theme for the restrictive sometimes elitist a Capricorn The air is rarified up there


life metaphorically speaking is mountainous for him like the capricious but gloomy goat God pan Frolicking his native Arcadia a hilly region of Greece literally meaning place of arcs his life is a bumpy terrain defined by Upson downs just as pan name means all pointing to the abundance of life for better or worse is a whimsical character half the time suffering from depression And namesake panic attacks Capricorn finds existence of 5050 affair he is a brooding Bon vivante believing in his brand of dandyism if only by default. Since life can be looked at as half full or empty he does typically choose to air on the Sunnyside of only just human imperfection to him is something to embrace not ignore and certainly not root out. It’s often something to celebrate he knows and shows us that by falling the individual becomes enriched just as societies begin to thrive culturally when in a state of decline the word culture itself means a richening of social experience just as it denotes a fermentation moldering or decay like cultured growth in a Petri dish life for cap is that Petri dish he is like cronus the fallen Refugee from a distant Golden age sort of male County Maine having learned his life lessons of the proverbial school of Hard Knocks he is the ultimate survivor who remains throughout his life transcendentally insouciant character despite or indeed do too past struggles

as a boy doesn’t experience much of a childhood father often distant or more so debilitated figure leaving him to shoulder far more burdens around the house then His peers . In some cases he plays surrogate husband to mother siding with her emotionally much the way chronos conspired with his mother Gaia in the overthrow of his out their father Uranus . Even when caps father is in the picture he’s rather remote and he learns if only from fathers failing to show up for Little League games and so forth that supposed moments of glory can’t help but feel hollow. He gleans early what it takes many of us a lifetime to appreciate: that all worldly eminence is ephemeral subject to father time period indeed capricorns of both sexes they are exceedingly worldly wise if not jaded children for whom life is never black and white good or bad but one huge grey area that rarely provides with a reason to jump for joy in extreme cases the intense Capricorn child sees through the veil of rosy appearances all too clearly and finds himself stuck in the harsh realization of somesara that life circumstances all but illusion and suffering the nature of samsara is simply par for the course

426 polarity where cap woman is likened to a mountain of self preservation capman seeks to safeguard culture by instituting restrictions in upholding traditions this he feels enriches the soul of humanity

carrying more burden literally without size number of chores and figuratively in emotional weightiness saturn’s heavy influence the cap boy becomes the child on her most baggage is heat to axe biblical he is the proverbial scapegoat sort of savior especially for his siblings who or thus more able to live think dream freely . He is mature beyond years and urbane in character transcending small-town attitudes to which he is typically born Rural life leaves little impression on pressure printer naturally polished sentiant Capricorn boy JD salinger’s Holden Caulfield is the model even autobiographical portrayal of the goat boy why’s Gray haired beyond his years pathologically aware of samsara sickened by Moe janati finding phoniness fatuous taking on the burden of societal sin just as it becomes a sacrificial victim of everyone else is personal vices he is in effect left holding the bag just as he wants to catch indeed save other innocents as they too fall incidentally call CAUL is defined as protrusion or a cap a field of which would recall that same hilly Arcadia where hours sometimes blue be pan lives or fears to tread a metaphor a place where violes might easily fall and a savior scapegoat could do some catching of these unwitting souls

like Holden Along with salinger’s other male characters glass family Capricorn man lives like a refugee from indeed of the past it is so fitting that residing in a mountain region in New Hampshire the reclusive Salinger was found in Arcadia of his own Safe haven removed not only from the many modern conveniences but Coney misses of the world sanctuary meaning both a retreat as well as a shrine carries just the sort of double meaning that the goat guy seeks in life the mountain again perfect symbol of caps cardonal earth status while often literally being the kind of landscape where he’ll find refuge from the grand illusions of the world. Meeting place between heaven and earth cultures over been considered almost wholly environment the ultimate sanctum from mount olympus to mount sinai and beyond the pinnacle of material experience be the status associated with 10,000 it figuratively portrays a physical means to a spiritual end. As such Capricorn employees corporeal experience of life and any materialism as might come his way as a vehicle for elevating his elong . Easier said than done for he isn’t automatically some Moses who hurt his hair goes white in a flash meeting God still he might be on his way to such communion figuratively speaking like holdin prematurely Gray a symbol of his sophistication as it is would be spiritual enlightenment. The mountain Rd is tough an uphill battle at least half the time but one worth tackling transcending the material via material however the Capricorn steklar dissident backslider takes his sweet time on his bumpy journey called life call ternately reaching great Heights in experiencing personal falls seeking safe haven from his roller coaster existence arms metaphorically outstretched in aiding others to do likewise

427 sign number 10 the zenith number 10 is the culmination of all that comes before at the start of the new set of order mostly number schemes are built on system of 10 hundreds thousands etc this represents men’s relationship to natural perfection as humans have 10 fingers for counting there are 10 commandments or Saturn ruled prohibitions

body and soul

Capricorn man is by far most affected Mail. Shouldn’t sound like a slight. Capricorn puts on such delightful airs beginning so young that by the time he hits his 20s his infamous poses have become so utterly woven into a psyche that what would be perceived as pretensions in anybody else surfaces in him as organic second nature. Perhaps a manifestation of the age group 63 to 70 associated with the sign his old-fashioned eccentricity is often uncannily representative in his signature style address classic leisurely looks akin to what his grand father would have supported some 50 years ago. Indeed given The 10th House of tradition if anyone is going to show up anywhere wearing Plaid trousers apart again an old Ascot hits cat. Even in youth his entire suggest had just slipped into retirement feel close himself in Distinct identity of one who has earned the right to just kick back and relax. He oozes indifference as if from every pore of a strong yet willowy physique itself prone if not supine as he drapes himself across furniture Orleans his body along entire length of a wall both in physical demeanor an in discourse he communicates that he lives almost ridiculously at times in the moment and in every sense of the word one witnesses his inherent propensity to dwell particularly on the past

the world as he says it is in decay evidenced not only by his style addressed in manner but in his love for gilded relics of far gone arrows vintage cars ancient cities venerable social venues old world manners and charming people . Appan entering any social setting easily spotted as the longest coolest drink of debonair water you ever did see even when he’s not terrifically tall he would appear so having perfect proportions for being the victorious close horse that he is dressed to the nines but oh so coolly casually TM Gray slate charcoal silver capital nonetheless support some form or flourish Ahmad ish mop top haircut pastel tie notable absence of socks elegant antique watch signature signet pinky Rang or real dead giveaway that Ascot

428 sign age of retirement. Marked by pulling back an antidote to living large in earlier years the time of getting back to bare bones capman in bodies spirit of denoument, attending to his goals with unparalleled relax edness one of his most charming qualities .

With martini Manhattan Or old fashioned in hand this larger than life fellow is hard to miss the party speaking in a smarmy stage whispered voice often with perfect Shakespearean pronunciation might seem some sort of a put on But now: he is no victim of pretense sycophant herky sassy corporate yes man . He simply does not seek to impress particularly in professional dealings . He lives life as it were a long languid cruise to his namesake Isle of Capri. Never in his demeanor human slightly anxious or harried and weather his bankroll is bigger small he’s cavalier about spending feeling by virtue of his saturnian placement that he has nothing to lose

Suffice to say he is more than happy to social direct hold court on some cliquey scale even in the midst of a massive gathering . Sipping his lissome self into a lounging corner he stretches out luxuriating an infant infamously sardonic sermons and bottom line letni is on everything cultural under the sun Provided happened 20 years ago . It’s pretty safe bet that cap won’t be discussing current events the gist of his tales typically centering on some auntie mame me an event that occurred many years ago the moral of the story is always along some wistful theme with conversational coda akin to those were the days he will have you know he’s seen it all but he doesn’t know new stuff he’ll fade quickly gearing discourse toward more familiar old territory. Heaven forbid dialogue should lack to the zodiacs stickler that would amount to a loss of cultural obligation and pulley test . Cap is on hand to make the rest of us feel gorgeously woven into a single social fabric This is why the blatant parvenus of the planet really get his back up by example he teaches us that people shouldn’t have to work so hard climbing changing things or otherwise proving themselves in life. He personifies a feeling of falling comfortably in an accepting the way things are even In a downturn Somewhat of a fringe dweller particularly when left to his own devices he is also vividly gregarious when in the company of others of course he has his favorite Haunts well worn watering holes more farce restaurants where invite rotating cast of friends and acquaintances preferring to be on home turf catered to by familiar faces who make just enough but not too much fuss over him

429 psychology melancholia can be dark black cloud seems almost in love with suffering disinclined to make positive changes when opportunity knocks . He can be elitist closed to new people and ideas . He tends to dwell on the past and it’s almost pathologically behind the times period infamous know-it-all and fearful of competition

Perfect match to those places he frequents he embodies classic appeal looks recalling matinee idols of yore distinguished for being dashing swell again Jent one with offbeat screwball sensibility if not evidente in public persona manifests in less than pristine private life Cary Grant Danny Kaye Anthony Hopkins Mel Gibson tailed Ted Danson Elvis Presley Andy Kaufman Jim Carrey Jared Leto Jude Law Denzel Washington Ricky Martin David Bowie Rod Stewart some of the typically cleft chinned psychologically complex characters of the sign . Known for exhibiting flair and sophistication he seems a throwback his life physique suggests he’s never been anywhere near modern exercise machines. Naturally fit body kept trim by a sports and time tested means such as running swimming afternoons on the treadmill or tennis court. Taller and leaner typically than most men stature may be somewhat stooped spine curving nearest square but fine shoulders in a perpetual shrug of resignation. He does let out goodly number of audible sighs in the course of conversation Like someone resigned Italy giving up on the hurry scurry world choosing to let this chips fall where they may though he’s an acquiescent character who is also quite an imposing one nonchalance lending him a confidence and strong comfortable presence . Physical reflection of such a sanguine spirit this sardonic sophisticate as a weighty immovable stature framed by sturdy bones not to mention fairly hefty bohners as well in fact all capricorns extremities including his hands and feet are of the long thick and heavily vein variety 21

he is beguiling combination of boyish beauty and almost careworn craggy crustiness his skin may be a soft and moist as baby his forehead may become deeply lined early in life his mug creased with deep nasal folds his face often beauty marked by moles subject sharp dentaries double wide set generally darker oblong eyes French with lustrous long lashes nose somewhat flattened wide meeting mouth rose dip Dewey like an infants his teeth weaken Milky caps often have large caps and as if branded by the cloven hoof of some mythical goat God he usually bears the infamous cleft in his chin One title of the goat garpan was God of the cleft like pantu Capricorn man may have a hairy body which despite heavy structure still tends toward being bone thin In comparison to elongated torso his legs can look short giving him a low center of gravity and a swivel hipped gate made all the more remarkable by arched lower back and buttocks those legs are slender and also covered with dense coarse hair his ankles make her thick and sturdy be lying that they like is Capricorn ruled joints are prone to injury . Overall his body is spry cinnami seductive those saved from appearing two adolescent bias stiffness in his movement his chest can be somewhat concave negligible Nichols stomach though not always solid often flat fleeced with shock of hair extends to his pubis package tends to be loose and floppy rather fleshy phallus as well as low hanging a signal of inherent sense of calm in males in the animal Kingdom another visible symptom of his Association with the sagging age group of 63 to 70 goes Gray earlier than most snowy temples lens him air of sophistication Often in his 20s. Worldly erudite figure spitz as that he hopes to appeal to those he finds himself attracted to

430 archetype and myth that of the fallen God cronus Saturn that opposed ruling God of the Golden age his festival saturnalia kicked off with phase of atonement replete with goat sacrifices also draws on goat God pana downcast character tragedy means goat song given to bouts of melancholic wailing inspired panic an inhabits Arcadia mountainous region symbolic of life’s being a series of Upson downs something Capricorn understands the satyrs were pants hornigold followers who gave rise to the terms Sagittarius is from uncontrollable sex drive in men not to be confused with being saturna nor glooming cap may exhibit both qualities

Sex and sexuality

The following blocks of text are exceprts from my first year of  Blagues, nos. 606-610. I am reading through all of my Blagues, five per day, and posting some samples here. Now, in my sixth year of writing this Blague, by the time I get to my seventh, I will have journeyed through all the daily Blagues of my first five years. If that’s confusing I apologize. Year seven, I’ll only have to read through year six, once a day.  (For thirty days this paragraph will include this parentheses to say: I realized that in the summer of 2016 I actually didn’t post for some time, such that for the expanse of two months, I will continue to number the past Blagues, as above, five at a time, but there will be nothing to post from that period.)


To view the original Sabian Symbol themed 2015 Cosmic Blague corresponding to this day: Flashback! The degree point of the Sabian Symbol may at times be one degree higher than the one listed here. The Blague portrays the starting degree of for this day ( 0°,  for instance), as I typically post in the morning, while the Sabian number corresponds to the end point (1°) of that same 0°-1° period. There are 360  degrees spread over 365/6 days per year—so they nearly, but not exactly, correlate.

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Sagittarius Woman Redux

Leo 3° (July 23)

408 Bible literature book of Ruth name means friend partner the text outlines ancient marriage laws and customs like those concerning Hera Juno the ride of godiva female Centaur blinding peeping Tom ballad of Thomas the rhymer a retelling of Hera blinding Therese IAS . Tom given same shamanistic vision. Charlots Charlotte brontes Jane Eyre air here here are a woman struggling against societal prejudice ends up with a blinded man The over theme of sad Jane Austen Is courtship and marriage Virginia Woolf some Ginny from the waves is Juno potty diva

sex and sexuality

In business or bedroom for Mo to make others feel empowered simple flattery turn People to putty. Easy on the ego he fixes others with superlatives you are the most fill in the blank. One sign model we think and not to global communication Association of 9th house also translates into quintessential such behavior specially with the man She’s here marked as potential mate: not only agrees with everything he says but makes him feel like a genius genius in the process that she shares his prodigious thought on it every subject that they are cerebral E and spiritually connected . Miss heightened experience acknowledges that she and first day have a lot in common Shared sentiment tantamount to predestine soul mates persona laboratory company one feels compelled to toast at steady intervals class raised eyes glazed over loaded appreciation attracts fair share of Bon vivante if not loafers. Those who don’t see beyond appearance enthusia stick party girl doesn’t help sloucher’s that in her admiring eyes they’ve become so much more . Once she is convinced the guy has obvious problems she will label him a loser steer clear of him in future she may be least likely to give guy slack in the face of faults performable’s 1 area where she’s not forgiving

409 saage life is lived in winners circle assumes the best in everyone no sympathy when proven wrong native of the sign of the Netherlands rings true in most cases abundance consciousness nonetheless precludes her from altruistic understanding of those less fortunate. This insensitivity shows up in small ways dismissive of people in service positions waiters janitors maids shop part whom she regards as beneath her unable to get regal sagg brain around fact these are just jobs not evidence of any quality . More obviously shies away from involvement in charitable causes except to write a check maybe. Can be guilty of let them eat cake take two programs tord optimism to be consistently aware of others pain and suffering doesn’t fit her exalted vision of life. When it comes to choosing mate Jupiter rule comes into play higher bene tific planet brings luck on astral Ed material planes Venus lower Bennett tific charms Libra life search not willing to sacrifice bucks for beautiful mind why should she have to settle she might be able to have it all she believes giving it her all.

She can be unsubtle in approach to man she fancies wearing a sandwich board announcing her interest. Mutable fire puts full spirit itself into action with ion making herself radiant so to blind command. Rearing determines she adopt and ultimately imposing Mo. Having missed much in the way of mother daughter bonding she overcompensates where feminine issues are concerned. Less can be more she fails to realize this. Notoriously overextended in professional service scenarios relying heavily on underlings leaving a mess in her wake so too does she take inflated view of romantic feelings or relationships. Such needs to celebrate even trumpet the most minute milestone in the progression of love bond putting the onus on her lover to commemorate each and every anniversary they share a toast my darling to the first time we saw each other P word that all of us had such gusto for life she teaches by example how to truly commemorate existence

410 camera rolling third eye perspective over intellectualizing emotions telegraphing feelings instead of expressing them . Precious little of life is left unspoken An inherent sense of feeling under some lens developing compulsion to be seen. Rely relay to friends details of a romantic interlude behavior would be annoying if it didn’t come for so guileless a place one can hardly help getting caught up in her honest exuberance . However she needs to get real and connect highfalutin ideas of herself with what she truly feels inside.. She is meant to justify the world of appearances with her visceral experience libra’s apollonian view with Scorpio subterranean perspective. Most sagittarians do mind the gap filling in emotional holes and playing emotional catch up she will trip stumble and fall through a fairly set pattern of experience specifically in love relationships so that’s the good news

being beyond her peers in youth seeking ticket out of childhood experience by college age fairly itching to find guys lifestyle matches what she wishes hers had been like eager to project self into such Amelia one more leg in far flung journey she can’t help it. As shallow as it sounds she latches onto guys who have had more privileged upbringings she convinced us herself that certain guy like a certain careeer is the one to target. She leaves no stone unturned in achieving said love connection. Or jumbo sense of self cannot abide a one sided dynamic where she is the pursuer however. In typical fashion she is objective and subjective both in her approach to a guy she bags or big game boyfriend on the premise that she is just as much a prize as she thinks he is if not more so. Like her male counterpart looks for vulnerability an inmate that might allow her to infiltrate innocence and take the upper hand. Often does Sagittarius connection He made with the money or otherwise entitled character who nonetheless feels disenfranchised from his upbringing so the dynamic of remedy in the relationship becomes a two way St she heals him of emotional lack he might have experience she gaining the sense of advantage she feels due to her period naturally splendid looking she appeals to a guy’s vanity ready to take on the role of trophy wife or girlfriend and run with it. In keeping with her future is now philosophy she tends to marry young eager to assume position of young society maven So that even the lofty career goals approach from place of ease rather than hunger or desperation She there’s nothing else she is the consummate wife Queen who marries well happily accepting all such distinction as it might afford her only to use it as a stepping stone to begin wielding her own mighty powers

411 body rulership files hips buttocks sciatic nerve Jupiter liver coping with her rich lifestyle but imma Tori plant growth common ills include sciatica rheumatism the rule of the limbs ensures that she has some of the best gammes going

With aforementioned mate she finds all the indulgence she missed growing up she will let herself be spoiled by additional luxury her love match offers. If she and partner are true equals power coupledom stands the test of time period however more often the case the element of compromise and taking on a weak but wealthy character might come back to bite her in the butt. Eventually problems shortcomings she may have over lip looked in favor of putting career on fast track begin to wear on true self. Once independent student of life in expecting more from existence fully embodied the opening versatyle spirit that is the mutual mutable fire sign of such at its core. What she must reconnect with in life here’s what was aptly referred to in antiquity as herjuno a woman’s personal spirit God the male equivalent being a genius still used to mean one inspire. It may take the lifetime of soul searching but for her to recognize herself as realities answered to televisions genie again Juno a female who chooses to cast herself as a belly button bearing bimbo though possessing enough personal power to blow any guy out of the water.

Search female paradox in nutshell: despite inherent might cerebral or otherwise she still wants in her heart to be seen as physically desirable beguiling and passive yes master it could be added to her mottos still like Jeannie one thing she cannot abide is being ignored if even slightly. A lack of attention makes sort of highly suspicious or overactive imagination left to assume that the overage of attentiveness she’s not eliciting must be directed to another woman. She is famous for such projections. Often symptom of her own dissatisfaction as envy a Juno trait can be a distraction from her sense of lack . As brutal as she is in assessment of other women With whom she feels rivalry she is typically that much more unhappy in her own personal life reluctant to admit it. In brass tacks those would be power marriages that she often makes prematurely tend to be learning curves on her way to fully understanding what she wants from love . Many sauges will marry at least twice in a lifetime

If anyone to outgrow early relationship into she especially if she sacrificed lust for income. Especially approaching her prime she insists on finding a mate who would access her feminine genius on more primal levels because what young satch initially looks for in a mate is representative of a lifestyle she wants to lead she and first love or husband might become preoccupied with professional issues or other trappings rather than Conjugal exchange. Typically lack of sexual connection Is what leads her to pursue pursue new opportunities she is often less libidinous in her early bonds but all things she ignores in favor of casting her eyes on the future her own sexuality is most vengeful in the manner in which it catches up to her. Being half a working partnership begins to pale in light of wanting nothing less than worship. It is her nature too long for something better complacent mate might one day be shocked to discover she is run off with someone more solvent successful handsome talented. The trick about genies is that they mustn’t be neglected if there to work their mutual fire magic in a man’s life. Inspiring the belief that nothing is impossible to achieve. In fact the only way to steal a fable genie away is to appreciate her more than her existing master and that’s how it works for Sagittarius leaving relationship she rarely does to be on her own she goes to be with another man With more.

Predisposed wanting most in life while young she easily makes connection with an older man never blushing bride she was born to be the Madame the most glaring evidence of her science Association with age group 5663. Most men capable to fulfill her requirement as accomplished are older distinguished gentleman area even in early bond with partners same age the couple acts older while their peers are seeing bands and going to St vendors Sheehan made are going to opera and building a wine cellar. shows of splendor are an aphrodisiac too often materialism becomes the main focus sex and love slowly slip away. Disproportionate focus on goods makes her one of the more spiritually challenged characters. When it comes to soul enrichment she plays catch up on that score 2 . She continues to shoot from the moon rarely blaming luxury for her bonds undoing she is going to want even more than what she had an older man of foreign fellow or both she goes for Nora the nurse unlikely if it goes for southerners whose inherent stoicism she finds intriguing . Hopes to feel that much more desire for being younger comparatively an exotic. One way her far flung sensibility manifests is relocating to distant lands some extravagant cortege like a bejeweled Queen shipped off to bed a King.

413 having landed a Mr. Big who showers for with attention and gifts miss petiver eager to show for gratitude Carrie Bradshaw character his Sagittarius and She is generous and highly enthusia stick lover uses parents disk contentid marriage as God what not to do. Lacking essential grounding in this area sauges relationships Mac of fantasy. Her love life needing to be glittering in glamorous the home she shares with mate ludic personally well appointed her body and her man’s exercised and sun kissed to perfection. Regardless of looks tend to imagine herself as a long lean leggy babe this state of mind is clear example of signs focus on mind over matter. If such is even reasonably attractive or home might be strewn with mirrors photographs of herself highly stylized portraits her lover so endorser that he must be reminded of godiva at every turn


Subtlety is certainly not a strength 4 her often outlandish energy makes fierce public displays of affection. Most such women’s love connections are made in the workplace for others feel it’s taboo the wild Centaur sees no need to stick to decorum should the right suit and tie stroll along. Rarely though will she mingle with an underlay priming the rumor mill with father of her playing Footsie with a superior sexy exec imparts secret thrill. Once in relationship flaunts or feeling stroking and hanging all over her man in mixed company inspiring silent wishes as get a room. She needs visible shows of devotion from lover who she can rap around like Apache shima pashmina shawl as proof that he is likewise wrapped. She loves to sleep with her man all entangled and entwined showering with him way to perform that ever rolling camera toting tendency to demonstrate into the bedroom one has never heard such moaning squealing if outright winning at the top of her lungs from that third party lens she has a fantastic vision in her head of what lovemaking should look like building sex up to cinematic proportions makes liver feel incapable of providing fulfillment indeed it takes a man with a mighty ego an impressive staying power to live up to her loaded sexual longing and not feel deflated despite her enthusia stick eggings on

She is a size Queen Particularly regarding girth her lover better be as thick as his bankroll if he plans to hang around result oriented stickler for having orgasm during each and every interlude if he is reasonably well fengxi is happy to take the Reigns from there. She is self serving in the sack a big believer that one should take responsibility for one’s own pleasure . Nothing turns her on more than herself. Those mirrors. Just as real horses are vain they love to look at themselves in mirrors trotting along so too does she look to see herself in the throes of passion Better man is growling at her feet not that she likes passive man persay but she needs to feel elevated by the experience never put upon or made sickness of herself . Her favorite position is on top riding guy to orgasm enjoys being orally stimulated although it’s not a fixation and she doesn’t much relish reciprocation. Just as in business consummate delegator in the bedroom constantly giving her man gentle heads if not outright directives how to drive her pleasure home. Action is centered below the belt her breasts generally offer little in the way of erogenous excitement.

Control is important with her typically athletic body strong thighs and legs she can sustain Positions longer than most. Whatever laxson limberness she makes up for in stamina enthusiasm only seems to take her so far men remark on how different she is in bed compared with one would have imagined her based on the big buildup of courtship and for that matter of foreplay where she rise and moans and groans. She will experiment in all areas some women wouldn’t think of visiting but when it comes to specifics she’s basically a good girl merely fancies herself someone with exotic tastes. The kinkiest she gets is exploration of exhibition Nezam most such enjoys masturbating for her boyfriend more than she likes to do so alone just as such male elevates his own onanism to new Heights so too does this female make art out of popping her own core creveling inability to blind her lover with graphically elaborate displays of self appreciation being naughty becomes something of a fetish for someone so naturally nice and wholesome .

415 such shows R her duty to perform if she wants to be considered spectacular As for her foibles she doesn’t believe in false advertising she has endowed herself with greatness projecting Majesty onto her bond with an Imperial mate and she isn’t about to let relationship down with anything less than a bang up job in the bedroom. So once Showtime arrives our zealous centaura lives up to image of herself projected in pre production Enter more reasons for repressed anxiety and her over achiever sneaking suspicion Of questionable self worth. Deep down She has inherently low key attitude toward sex but feels compelled to add a bit of pomp to each kernel circumstance it all looks so much better in her head then When in the midst of a sweaty mess let alone having to strip the sheets reason enough to hire A maid for the most part she is in love with seduction and romance. Even her most intimate acts smack of exhibitionism one specific arena in which she overindulges

Something very 9 1/2 weeks about her Eroticism sanitized version What appeals is temptation of bringing sex life with a man into public view there forever groping and snogging anyway even fine restaurants and prestigious events. Life should be all build up for a long state of over the top four play and of course Our Lady godiva enjoys healthy dose of shock value. The thing is the more she projects sexy vixen persona the more she comes to see herself as such and now to that audit ongoing autoerotic mind trip she’s on. She must see herself as wildly sexy heaven help inmate who gives her indication of the contrary. His slightest peripheral vision is enough to send her into a jealous rage suspecting another woman has caught his eye she is capable of erupting into days of outbursts and re crima nation. Envy is her fatal flaw hypocritically she finds herself in tepid relationship if she does she will flirt wildly and openly with other men often husbands boyfriends of myriad couple friends who make up the bulk of their circle. After all people come in pairs as a married woman especially she has little contact with single females among other attributes Hera is the goddess of marriage and such shares Jane austen’s obsession with that sacred bond couple scenes though generally not swapping persay are often among the fantasies that she entertains. However these imaginings usually begin and end as they should the other man feeling desperate to have her as always she must be the most sought after woman in the story

416 Not known for having number of strictly lesbian natives regardless how she identifies she is naturally powerfully attracted to other strong women. Like other fire signs surrounds herself with a bevy of females in the workplace delegates who will do her bidding. Asbos often Benign leader never plays mind games or abuses her biches the way Leo can. When comes to same sex and she isn’t looking to overpower a woman Like Catching Fire assign cousin In her relationships with men She is drawn to successful self realized leaders who personify elevated social educational financial intellectual status than her own. She falls in love with ladies who are all she would like to be Boston envy entwined in a searing crush that has more there are faint narcissistic overtime period imperious sagg spirit she consumes those traits and taste she most covets in other women openly folding them into her own ever expanding personality in artless ways at times in the manner of a young schoolgirl forming crushes modeling herself on popular Queen bees. Straight or gay she makes a terrific girlfriend caring and generous to a fault physically demonstrative and at ease holding a lover’s hand or armored strolling down the street . Even a card carrying heterosexual lady looks on lesbianism as absolutely natural and normal. As his her nature straight satch may enjoy several friendships that ride a fine line between close and downright intimate. Sexual bonding between she and a buddy maybe another symptom of repressed need for closeness and gender identification stemming perhaps in no small part back to her self absorbed mother . In any case she is erotically charged around other ladies over the top girly girl in her indulgences which lie of course along luxurious lines. She frequents spas and resorts gets massages ghost grooming shopping sprees sense of empowerment as one of two gal pals out on a lark. She needs validation regardless of sexual orientation Of men’s affection she is generally secure but she worries about breeding resentment and jealousy in other women You see there’s always that hint of vanity even in her most modest emotions. She is eager to prove herself capable of female to female affinity if a sudden kiss after an intimate conversation or excess wine happens between she and a close friend happened once it’s happened 1000 times.When she does outright identify as gay appreciation for women becomes that much more apparent starting and youth latches on to teachers bosses other mentors who inspire signature superconscious level such figures may form intense sexual psychological bonds oftentimes lasting longer than a few months months. But here is the rub: strong independent types to whom she is most attractive prefer to remain that way she is a worship full lover ritually preferring up as much pleasure to her partner as possible with equal zeal and reverence in obedience to lovers when she may be experimental in the sack more so than straight counter power remember there’s more there is always a hint of narcissism per foot as part and parcel of being drawn to Pulitzer Prize winners and seeking those etc she sees herself as usually younger version of a lover on whom she seeks to imprint not find the proper tutelage for lofty goals which will be along the same or similar line as her lovers the expensive Archer lady typically wants into whatever world of sophistication A lover inhabits as much if not more than wanting into her pants the most exciting thing for saj is to have both of them are she desires and one who also represents call important element of entrée.

The following blocks of text are exceprts from my first year of  Blagues, nos. 601-605. I am reading through all of my Blagues, five per day, and posting some samples here. Now, in my sixth year of writing this Blague, by the time I get to my seventh, I will have journeyed through all the daily Blagues of my first five years. If that’s confusing I apologize. Year seven, I’ll only have to read through year six, once a day.  (For thirty days this paragraph will include this parentheses to say: I realized that in the summer of 2016 I actually didn’t post for some time, such that for the expanse of two months, I will continue to number the past Blagues, as above, five at a time, but there will be nothing to post from that period.)


To view the original Sabian Symbol themed 2015 Cosmic Blague corresponding to this day: Flashback! The degree point of the Sabian Symbol may at times be one degree higher than the one listed here. The Blague portrays the starting degree of for this day ( 0°,  for instance), as I typically post in the morning, while the Sabian number corresponds to the end point (1°) of that same 0°-1° period. There are 360  degrees spread over 365/6 days per year—so they nearly, but not exactly, correlate.

Typos happen. I don’t have a proofreader. And I like to just write, post and go!
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