Capricorn 21° (January 11)

Cassava pasta with anchovy onion and parsley and Yi. Doodle loodle loo Doodle loodle loo . Transporting back to the future from whence I am writing this. Hello, it is still New Years Day 2023. That’s right. I’m a year behind on my Blagues. Do NOT judge me. It’s been a hard year and frankly I got shit scared by those out for blood, whether it’s an intern whose life might be ruined, or a best friend wanting to be thrown under the bus for others’ amusement. Well the glorious thing is that this sort of thing will not be gotten away with when it comes to numero uno that is me. So look out world. Cue: Don’t Rain On My Parade. I showed up in drag on a transphobicatlantic cruise, and as Dame Judy Dench aka “M” since it was a James Bond theme night, these theme nights being prepared for in advance by their host, while we try to put something together from what we have. Never mind giving me a fucking break, give me a fucking medal for artistry in the line of a silently unaccepting but noticeably edgy reception that which my performance received; indeed it took the audience a good long time to discover what’s up. And by audience I do not mean the queen, oh yeah I should have led with this. I was in a wool dress and I was sweating. Cans remarked that my earrings were homemade from origami bits left from last evening’s dinner table design; she was right, but nobody heard her but me. (Go ahead and replace me as if you ever can. I think I know exactly what I’m doing only I won’t be sure until a few days go by, to let some magic take effect. “One of many who credit the Starsky + Cox brand of astrology for such self-realization,” is a clause I came across written in blue Sharppie on a random piece of mail needing discarding.

To view the original Sabian Symbol themed 2015 Cosmic Blague corresponding to this day: Flashback! The degree point of the Sabian Symbol may at times be one degree higher than the one listed here. The Blague portrays the starting degree of for this day ( 0°,  for instance), as I typically post in the morning, while the Sabian number corresponds to the end point (1°) of that same 0°-1° period. 

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